Oh and I am going to let them have phones in this version also you live together in all of these scenarios because I'm not doing a when you move in scenario. Also none of these are mine I just thought they were funny,found these on pinterest.
Also (A/N)= authors note they are just mostly side comments made by me
And (Y/N) = Your name
Also anime does exist here just not naruto or boruto or shippuden or any of that crap.Also one last thing I will put the pics at the bottom of the scenario for each person. And Sasuke never left he just went somewhere with Kakashi for 2 years and came back the same day Naruto did, as for the curse mark Kakashi asked Jiraya to remove it.
Naruto

You were laughing your ass off for 7 minutes straight because of this picture you found on pinterest. Naruto was making some instant reamen downstairs when he heard you begin your laughing fit. He thought after a minute of your laughter that it was really funny but when his reamen was done and you were still laughing he was EXTREMELY curious to see what was so funny. He went upstairs to your room and you were still laughing, you had tears from laughter and your face was cherry red. "(Y/N) what is so funny? Your boyfriend asked his face full of confusion. You moved your phone so he was able to see it and poor Naruto he was eating his reamen and when he saw the picture he nearly spit out his reamen in laughter.
(Picture)

Sasuke

You two were just sitting on the couch together, Sasuke (A/N It was hard for me to not put duckie or duckbutt😂 and for once he wasn't training because you told him to take a day off and he knew never to say no to you because you can get violent but he knew that you just cared about him and made sure he didn't push himself too hard.)
was just watching some tv while you were on pinterest looking at random anime pins when you came across a picture that made you burst out laughing. Sasuke who was watching some tv was caught off guard at your sudden burst of laughter looked over to see what was so funny and he couldn't help but smile and he was glad that you two were the only ones o so that noone else saw his smile that eventually turned into laughter, but he wasn't laughing nearly as hard as you.

(A/N No bullshit this made me laugh for 20 minutes straight and I still smile every time I see it and when I showed my friends and said it in a weird voice they said it goes perfect with it)

Gaara
Being the kazekage was a big job and it had a lot of paperwork but even Kage's have to take a day off every once in a while to relax from the stress of paperwork and be with the one he loves. So he took a day off from paperwork and his job to be with his girlfriend. You two were together on the couch(A/N In the Sasuke scenario you two were on opposite sides of the couch in this one you two are somewhat cuddling together) he had one arm around you and held you close but at the same time giving you some personal space.
He was watching some tv the show was about some pink haired guy trying to find his dad who was also a dragon. You having already seen the episode that was on, was browsing online looking at some stuff when you started laughing. Gaara somewhat surprised at you suddenly laughing looked down at your phone and let out a little chuckle. He remembered that and he knew that you took a picture of that event and he had to agree it did look like he was saying that.

Itachi
Pein didn't have any missions for you and Itachi so you two were in your room sitting together on the bed enjoying the peace and quiet because the loud members were on missions so the base was quiet which was rare and you two were going to enjoy every second of it. You were on your phone looking at some anime pictures when you started laughing at
something on it. Itachi who was reading his book put it down to look at what was funny and he even let out a little chuckle he knew about the person from you when you were fangirling and the book because Hidan played a prank on him by swapping out his book with Fifty shades of Grey while he was on a mission with you and Kisame and he made it look like his book by replacing it's cover and back with the same kind of book he was reading and he put a bookmark to right around where he put it in his book that he was reading so he got that joke and he even had to admit that it was a little funny.

Deidara( For his un and yeah I'm just going to randomly put both)
You two were taking a day off you were in his room on his bed on your phone looking at funny stuff and Deidara was making sculptures out of clay. Some were funny but not funny enough to laugh out loud but when you saw this picture you had to laugh because it was true you knew that Hidan would agree as well but you knew that Dei would go out in a bang.
Deidara who was making a clay owl looked at you wondering why you were laughing. "What's so funny,yeah?" You showed him and he had to agree." I would go out with a bang but that method I would take as long as their yours,un" he said with a wink making you blush slightly.

Sasori(A/N to put it simply he has some emotion s but he dosent show them except to you because he loves you lucky you anyway how he can do that is the power of love, when he met you he began to feel emotions again)
You two were the only ones in the base besides Pein and Konan so it was quiet and Sasori was glad that it was quiet he could finally make some puppets without Deidara bothering him (A/N for this he is alive and Tobi and Dei are partners and Pein made you and Sasori partners) you were lazing around on your phone taking this time off as much as you could. You were on pinterest trying to find some stuff when you saw this picture you stared laughing at it because of what was going on. Sasori who just got done working on another puppet heard you laughing and went over to see what was funny and he couldn't help but smile a bit." Why would they put that picture to convey that message, isn't that picture a bit violent for it?" he asked looking at you. You who was still laughing looked at him as your face was red as his hair "I don't know but I love it and its hilarious" You told him still laughing.

( I want this at my school😂)

Hidan(A/N You and Hidan have a dark sense of humor just like me just to let you know)
You two were at the base doing what you two normally did, ( A/N No not that you dirty readers but I would have thought the same thing) you were lounging around on his bed on your phone and Hidan was doing his ritual stuff.
You started laughing at how stupid yet perfect this picture was. Hidan who just got done doing his ritual went over to see what was so fucking funny. When you showed him he burst out laughing " That's too fucking true and perfect, the person who made that is a fucking genius" He said laughing. You two knew to never show Itachi or Sasuke or as you like to call him emo duck the pic though.

Shikamaru (A/N Sorry Readers I'm just really tired right now it is 6 in the morning here and I have to go somewhere in 5 hours so I'm going to have to shorten these alot I am sorry😢😭)

You showed him the picture and he had to agree with that person and the statement he would do the exact same thing and he knew you would as well.

Minato( Sorry but Kushina isn't here you replace her and you have the nine tailes inside you as well but you can control it sorry any fans of the ship I ship minato and kushina as well but I had to put this I REALLY love Minato also I am going to have him be the Hokage before the attack)

Being the Hokage was tough work and he had to deal with all Kage's worst enemy paperwork but when you told him to just use shadow clones he just hit his head on his desk asking why didn't he think of that and made some clones to do the paperwork. While you were waiting on him to leave the office after he was giving them orders on what to do you were on your phone looking out at some reamen recipes to try out, you loved Ichirakus but you wanted to try some of these as well, while you were scrolling down you saw these cookies and you couldn't help but laugh a little at how creepy but awesome they were. Minato who was just leaving heard you laugh was curious to see what was funny. "What are you looking at" he asked curiously. "Oh just these cookies, I know what I'm making Kakashi when he comes over good thing there is a recipe for these things" You said showing him the cookies. He looked at then and he couldn't help but laugh at the ones on top but he knew that these cookies look like something you would make.

Sai( You also helped Sai feel some emotions again but he still needs some work but you are helping him)
He had to agree he knows that pain as well and he knew that you did too when you went to the academy and you were an artist like him.
( A/N I feel their pain as well I'm a somewhat good Artist but it depends on what I'm drawing I have an art book called my drawings so you all can see)

Also just to let you know I picked the picture first then wrote the scenario as I went along and it was random