Lol yaoi warning smut warning lemon warning bitches lmao this whole chapter is just fucking buttsex I wanna cry because I just figured out that narusasu was supposed to be fucking canon and they were supposed to be together at the end but masashi kitimoto's motherfucking shitball homophobes WERE LIKE "NOPE BITCH" AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY AS FUCK

Naruto's P.o.v

                       Today we were practicing against each-other, I love it when we do this because it gives me a possible chance to mess up sasugay the passive aggressive duck teme.

Or get beat up by Saukura...

Either way....

Kakashi looks at his scroll and nods "First up Naruto and Sasuke" Sakura sighs and plops herself down on a nearby log.

I try my best at a glare and look a Sasuke, " I am going to win! Believe it!" I obnoxiously yell. I run to the middle of the area we are fighting in. It isnt much, just a large cleared out area in the woods. He just scowls " Dobe " THIS BITCH.

Kakashi carries the flag to start holding it up in the air, I growl at Sasuke and he just smirks like the teme he is. Kakashi waves the flag down. I run at him making hand signals as he just stands there not even paying attention. I summon a simple douple ganger behind him and it grabs his arms back and pulls him down as I jump on top of him.

As I am sitting on him making signs I see his eyes bug out and I feel his .... knee? slowly come up?

He quickly does a hand signal and is behind me crouched also, his cold breath hits my neck as he whispers into my ear sending shivers down me, "Im holding you accountable for your actions"

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?

Sasuke's P.O.V

Kakashi waved the flag down and everything went in slow motion my reflexes for some reason failing me as Naruto's doppelganger held my arms back. Soon enough Naruto jumped on me and started making hand symbols... oh no... and uninvited guest started springing up for the contact it was making with Naruto....

I cant believe this...

I am getting a boner in the middle of my fight with Naruto.

I act quickly.

Naruto's P.O.V

Sasuke's arms snake around through mine holding me closely to him, I feel him do a hand signal and my vision goes blank for a flash.

did that teme just teleport?

I look around and scowl, I'm still in the forest... But where ... Without Kakashi sensei to watch the fight and stop it if it gets out of hand... Not like I care or anything GULP

I slowly shuffle backwards and gasp hard my eyes flipping open as I run into a slightly taller figure.

The familiar black hair sneaks through the edges of my vision, suddenly I felt his cold lips on my neck I took a intake of the now cold air.

What is he doing!?

I pushed away a bit but he just grabbed my wrist flipped me around and pushed me against the near tree.

"S-s-stop Teme?" It sounded more like a question the way my voice squeaked at the end, I stared at his face though a dark shadow covered his eyes. "You might have been a little stronger than me during the fight but now you are completely vulnerable for me " he smirked and raised his head down looking straight at me with his strange eyes. I shivered and shrunk down officially scared. He pulled me up to him and connected our lips together. WHAT! My eyes snapped open wider than they already were. He slipped his hands down unzipping my jacket down fully, slipping his hands in and pushing it off me.

He pushed away, "By now I think you know my intentions... But even if you resist I won't stop"

Lmao rape sasugay-Kun

I stared at him panting.

Isn't rape kinda hot tho if it's really lowkey lmao I'm so fucking sadistic and demented<--- edit: I'm gonna leave this here but fuck this sentence lmfao I wrote this years ago when I was in a rlly cringey state or whatever like the whole rawr XD scene phase lol ignore that

I stood up on my toes and brought him closer to me almost connecting our lips.

THEN I KNEED THAT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DUCK TEME WHERE IT COUNTS, YANKED MY JACKET BACK UP PUSHED HIM AND SPRINTED AS FAST AS I POSSIBLY CAN OUT OF THAT DAMN FOREST.

Moving so fast than not even my burning questions and thoughts could catch up to me until I stopped again. I reached the edge of the forest and crouched down my jacket slipping down my arms even more.

Why the hell would that teme do that to me...

I stared at the ground panting and confused, I wish I could curl up in a hole and die. I wanted to stay here and catch my breath but I was afraid Sasuke was chasing after me and wants to finish what he started. I stumbled to my feet and ran further until I reached inside the Leaf Village. I ran through the alleys and roads stumbling on corners until I reached my small apartment. I climbed up the stairs quickly and fumbled with the lock until I was safely inside with the door closed and locked.

I caught my breath and looked around, everything looked so normal for the scary thing that just happened to me.

I touched my neck and a small sting reacted, I ran to the near-bye mirror and pushed my shirt collar to the side. I gasped many weird bruises scattered across my neck, was this bad!?!? WHAT DID SASUKE TEME DO TO ME?

Would these kill me? Are they dangerous!? They look scary but what are they!?

Part of me wanted to find him and ask him what they were but another part was deathly afraid of what happened and did not want to see Sasuke again!

Were those bruises some sort of curse or spell he put on me! dramatic gasp I don't want to see him again so I am just going to wait and see if it hurts me... THATS A TERRIBLE IDEA NARUTO! WHAT AM I THINKING!?

well anyways at the moment I'm deathly stinky from running as fast as I can back home so I am going to take a shower and hope for the best...

I drop my jacket to the floor along with my headband and my pants, then I struggle to get my undershirt off and throw it on the floor. I quickly grab a towel and push my boxers off. I kick off my shoes and rush to the bathroom hoping that maybe water would help it.

*after the magical shower*

I wrap the towel around myself scowling from the cold air attacking my body grumbling about Sasuke and how much of a teme he is. Then I stop in my tracks and see Sasuke just CHILLING ON MY BED. He just smirks, "I heard my name-" "SASUKE TEME WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NECK" I attacked him with more questions "AM I GOING TO DIE !" "WHY IS IT ALL BRUISED!" "DID YOU CURSE ME!" "YOU TEME!" He looked at me with his head cocked to the side and I pushed the towel down revealing my neck and collar bone furiously pointing to the scattered bruises on my neck.

He suddenly bursted out laughing , as I stood there and seethed anger.

He calmed down then looked up inhaling and then back at me exhailing just smirking.

"Naruto you act like such a virgin..." he muttered.

"What is a virgin?" I curiously questioned.

lmao bitchhhh Naruto you little stupiidddd

His eyes widened "are you serious?" "Y-yeah Teme!" I yelled seriously confused. "Do you even know what sex is Naruto?" I blushed not knowing why, "Well n-no not really I mean I have heard of it b-but" He smirked again. "Do you want me to show you?"

"W-wh-what?" I asked. "come here Naruto..." He purred, I walked forward still blushing like crazy not even knowing why. He grabbed me and flipped me on the bed my towel just plopped perfectly over my waist. He brought himself closer to me and connected our lips again.

He moved his mouth down connecting to my nipple. "W-what are you doing?!" I stuttered, "I-I am not a g-gir-" I was cut off when he suddenly swirled his tongue around it in his mouth, I gasped grabbing the sheets. "What was that ?" He looked up at me seductively as I just idly stayed there as vulnerable as I could possibly be. "T-this is weird I... I want to stop" I reached my hands up to push him off of me but he snatched both of them with on hand and pressed them firmly against the bed.

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS KINKY ( ° .ʖ °)

He quickly snatched something from his pocket with his free hand, I closed my eyes expecting something painful. I flinched as I felt my wrists quickly being let go of and cold objects snapped around them as a clicking noise filled the whole room. I snapped my eyes open first looking at Sasuke just smirking and straddling me then up at my wrist which where connected to the bed frame using... HAND CUFFS?

Panic slowly faded into me as I gasped and looked directly into Sasuke's dark blank eyes. Even if his eyes where blank that doesn't mean that he wasn't showing signs of amusement from watching me struggle. He quoted himself holding up one finger, "Even if you resist I wont stop" He paused "remember when I said that, yeah I still mean it I am still holding you accountable for your actions..." My eyes desperately looked around the room searching for anything that could help me not noticing Sasuke getting closer to my face. He pressed a cold hand on my cheek connecting our lips more gently than before. My face went blood red as he snuck his tongue into my mouth roughly moving it on all the surfaces. I turned my face to the side suddenly panting with an awkward pleasure tingling on my body. He sat up, "Dobe, you faces are turning me on..." I scrunched my face up with controversy as I silently debated to myself about the right and wrong of this.

He pushed my thoughts out of my head as he pushed my thighs up roughly against the tanned flesh of my slender chest. I gasped as the towel I had to cover myself slipped entirely off me and landed on the floor. The cold air attacking my now bare ... area.

His fingers worked there way down and he inserted a finger inside of me. "Nng!~" I squirmed and lewdly moaned. He looked at my face that was now turn slightly and had drool coming down the corner of my mouth. He softly laughed as I stayed silent to uncomfortable and vulnerable to argue or insult him. He inserted another finger and made a scissor motion making me arch my back and snap my head up looking at my hands. He continued as I felt my hands firmly grip the bedframe, knuckles turning white.

He took his fingers out making me softly squeal at the loss of contact. My eyes shut tightly but I could hear him slipping down his pants. He inserted his member inside of me "Haaaa!~" I squealed and arched my back again curling my toes and opening my mouth like I was silently gasping. I heard him softly chuckle again, his cold fingers gripped my member as he pumped it to distract me from the pain. The pain slowly faded away, I gave a sign by looking down into his eyes as he looked into my hazy eyes. He pushed inside of me, I moaned loudly not caring if the other side of the world could hear me. My eyes squeezed shut as he thrusted inside of me repeatedly. I felt like I couldn't possibly take it anymore. The white substance sprayed on me as I let go. He soon later came inside me as curled my toes harder.

He pulled out leaving me with a cold empty feeling as slowly took deep breaths looking at sasuke who was also breathing heavily. I could feel the substance leaking out of me uncomfortably.

*a couple minutes later*

A fully clothed Sasuke walked over to me and clicked the handcuffs open with a key. I quickly jumped to a sitting position grabbing my towel to cover myself. I let out a scream at the top of my lungs practically jumping off the bed and running around to room cursing madly. "DOBE WHATS WRONG" he yelled over-top of my screams. "IT HURTS" I yelled holding my... bottom. "Well it wont next time..." Sasuke mutters. "BUT THERE WILL BE NO NEXT TIME" I yelled.

" I BOUGHT I MAID COSTUME AND CAT EARS AND I SAY THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME"

I growl and run into the bathroom to clean myself.

A/n

Well did you like it my hoes?

It took me a long time because I procrastinate so much lmao