A/n; Sorry! It's been forever! But I've been really busy with school. I have a band test coming up, math is biting me in the butt right now and I'm learning how to play bass guitar all at once.

I'm trying my hardest to update this book so give me suggestions on for upcoming chapters, please!

;Thomas's Pov

"Knock, knock," said a voice from my doorway.

I sat up and pushed the blankets out of my face to see Y/n standing at the door with Harley scrambling in.

He attempts to jump on my bed but failed when he fell to the ground.

"Breakfast is ready by the way. I wouldn't wait too long, Harley might replace you," Y/n teased walking away and closing the door.

I stepped out of bed and moved my hair from my eyes.

Harley follows as I walked down the stairs.

He stumbled but he made it down in one piece.

I sit at the table as Y/n sets a plate of pancakes on the table and smiles, "Mornin' lazy."

I laughed, "Mornin' to you too, Y/n."

"What do you wanna do today?" Y/n asked cutting a sliver from her pancake.

I shrugged, "We still have some work around the house. Maybe we cod work on that?"

"Yeah, the bathroom ceiling looks really crusty for some reason. It's nasty," Y/n commented dropping a piece of banana in Harley's mouth.

He swallowed the piece whole and attempted to get more.

"It's not even half as bad as the stuff under the sink," I said stabbing the strawberry on my pancakes with my fork, "This is a nice house but it needs serious help."

Y/n nodded as she continued to eat her breakfast.

Harley's bark interrupted the silence as he looked out the window and saw a bird pecking at the ground.

Y/n laughed as she called Harley to come back to his spot.

He came back and sat down, not taking his eyes off the squirrel.

I just chuckled as I continued eating my food.

"What are we gonna do today?" Y/n asks blowing her hair away from her face.

I shrugged, "Whatever doesn't require movement or putting pants on is okay with me."

Y/n laughed and spit her drink on the table, laughing as soon as she was able to.

I started laughing to as Harley stared at us like we were crazy.

;Harley's POV

Omg. Mom. Dad. Why you ackin' so cray- cray? (O. Gravity Falls reference?)

That liquid essence of cow was put to waste (waddup GMM reference + WADDUP WONDERWOMAN REFRENCE)

I'm shook. TRIGGEREDDDD!

;Thomas's POV

Harley cocked his head to the side repeatedly as he witnessed our awkwardness.

"Oh gosh..." Y/n sighed, "Why? My cow juice, man!"

I shrugged and ate the last few pieces of my pancakes, "I dunno. You asked, I answered."

She shook her head and cleaned up the cow jui- I mean milk.

Harley followed her around everywhere she went and sat whenever she stopped.

"So, we could just sit down in the living room and binge watch Stranger Things," Y/n recommended.

"I've finished the show but I will watch it again!" I proclaimed setting my plate in the sink and rushing to the couch.

Y/'s voice rang out from the kitchen, "Don't-"

I cut her off when I tripped over my shoe and fell on a bean- bag chair "- fall..."

I laughed and stood up, "Don't worry! This bean- bag broke my fall!"

Harley stumbled towards me and sniffs my leg, "They're nice, aren't they?"

Y/, chortled and walked up behind me, "Harley doesn't need to see your man legs."

I scoffed and sat on the couch, "Unlike man legs, mine aren't hairy and flabby."

Y/n laughed, "You're right. They're pale small."

I nodded, "That too."

Harley tried jumping on the couch but failed and flopped to the ground.

Y/n extended her arms and lifted him up with us.

"Where's the remote?" I asked looking under a pillow.

Y/n held it out to me as I turned the tv on.

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"That was fun. It lasted a few hours but it was fun," Y/n said with a smile as she poked Harley's back.

I nodded and stretched my arms, putting one around Y/n's shoulders and pulling her in, "Yeah... But it was fun."

Y/n leaned over and fell onto my chest, "You could just said you wanted a hug from Hug Queen."

"I don't ask. I steal," I murmured as Harley hopped onto the other side of me.

"You're the worst robber ever, you're not stealthy and you're clumsy," Y/n taunted.

I playfully flicked her arm, "I am not clu-"

"Just shut up and kiss me, Thomas," Y/n said cutting me off.

I smiled, "Gladly."

;Harley's POV

Bark. Bork. Burk. Baark. Woo-

OmiGOD! MOM!

Dad! Stop eating her face!

Stop! No! Why! tRIGGERED!! Bark, no!

Eat a taco, not her face! Why? Bork, oh the humanity!!

;Thomas's POV

I smiled as I pulled away from Y/n.

"Finally!" She cheered laying down on my legs, "I've been waiting forever!"

I laughed as I turned off the tv, "Forever?"

She nodded her head with a bright grin.

"Welp, wait no longer because we just kissed," I said leaning over her torso and touching the ground, squishing her.

Y/n gasped and patted my back. I got off her.

"Attempted murder!" She screamed as Harley nipped at my arm.

;Harley's POV

*bite* Don't eat mom! Trust me! Brother meat tastes wayyy better than mom meat!

Wait- what? No!

Dad! Nu.

Don't touch meeee!

Actually, yeah, keep going. Petting me is nice.

But I swear! Don't eat my mom!

×A/n× Okay... so.

Do you guys want another puppy?

#Daisy in the comments if yes.

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