So I had an idea for another bitty story consisting of the reader not being the chosen one to receive le bitties but instead some random other person does, and the reader goes through scheme after scheme and hijink after hijink trying to get em without coming off as too evil to any of the bitties or the main character.
I think it'd be funny. :p

Either that or when some random other stranger is chosen, the reader just runs up and yeets them away. With a declarative nope.