When I'm bloody done with this part,I'm going to die of laughter.

Please bear with me here...
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School Story Character Q&A

Me:All right then. This is not a behind the scenes thing. If this was it would be underlined and-WHAT THE HELL ARE MY CHILDREN DOING?!

Napoleon:*stops kissing Sephrina* Sorry about that...I couldn't resist.

Me:By the time this is over,you're going back to St.Helena.

Napoleon:I like Elba better actually.

Me:Don't care. Anyways,all of the School Story characters are here from Fiona to Shadow.

Fiona:I don't want to sit by Pluto. Can I please sit by Napoleon? He's so...charming. *blushes*

Me:Hell no.

Fiona:Please?! Pluto is making chemicals in the room! Is this place even flammable?

Me:Nope. Now,as I was saying-

Pluto:Hello,baby. How are things?

Me:You're gay.

Pluto:No,I'm not.

Me:Yes,you are. Now,shut up.

Jelhiro:Is Sephrina even going to marry a human General?

Sephrina:Now,you're asking that question?!

Jelhiro:It's just a question!

Sephrina:Amanda,can you please take him out of this room,before I do it?

Me:No.

Sephrina:Fine.

Me:Now,for the questions. Techno,what the hell are you doing?

Techno:Where's the chocolate fountain? Shadow hasn't taken her medications.

Me:What medications?

Techno:The medications to keep her from eating chocolate.

Shadow:Chocolate...chocolate...CHOC-OLATE CHIP COOKIES!!

Me:Shut up and suck Techno's dick since you like it so much.

Shadow:Wha-

Me:Moving on. This question is for the ship name Sepholeon.

Napoleon:Who even came up with the name,"Sepholeon"?

Me:Umm...I did.

Napoleon:It's ok.

Me:Okay....okay....OKAY?! You emperor son of a bitch...

Napoleon:Woah there! I just said,"It's ok". Not awesome,not its crap,but ok.

Me:I don't like the word,"ok" unless it's used at the end of a question. Okay?

Napoleon:I have a question.

Me:What now?

Napoleon:Can I-

Me:No.

Napoleon:Aww...I wanted a croissant and a horse. Can I have a horse?

Me:Do you mean a pony?

Napoleon:I-

Me:No.

Napoleon:Fuck you.

Me:Fuck Sephrina. Ahem. Anyways,do you guys ever have a day to yourselves without the noise of your fellow friends?

Sephrina:Well-

Napoleon:No. Because they always have to be in our business!

Shadow:Well,it's not my fault you're always moaning at night!

Napoleon:You do that too!

Shadow:No,I don't! That's Techno!

Techno:What?

Me:ENOUGH ALREADY!

Napoleon:I don't want her here.

Shadow:Well,I don't want you here either!

Me:MOVING ON!

Napoleon and Shadow:*pouts* Fine.

Me:I hate it when I shout...

Napoleon:But,its sexy. *winks*

Me:*gets up and hits him with my book*

Napoleon:Umm...ow.

Me:Shut up. *sits back down*

Napoleon:Sorry...

Patrick:Can I go now?

Me:You can.

Patrick:*gets up from his chair*

Me:But-

Patrick:*sits back down*

Me:You have a question you need to answer.

Patrick:Sure. What is it?

Me:Are you secretly dating Fiona?

Fiona:Why would he date me?

Me:Well,back then you could marry your own siblings,like your cousins,your brothers or sisters,your-

Patrick:No. I'm staying single.

Me:Why?

Patrick:Well,because I like my job and as a Sherlock Holmes fan,I like to say I'm married to my work.

Me:Nice wording,Stalin.

Patrick:Yeah,I'm not like that one old guy that tries to destroy everything.

Fiona:That's Joseph Stalin.

Patrick:He's Russian. I don't like Russians.

Techno:Hey! I'm a Russian!

Patrick:Sucks to be you.

Techno:Иди к черту.(Translated to:Go to hell.)

Patrick:Only when I feel like it.

Techno:*gets up from his seat but Shadow pulls him back down and gives Patrick a warning look*

Patrick:You guys are so war like,aren't you? You always have to command everything and everyone.

Napoleon:Ahem.

Patrick;I mean even our father was suppose to be a war general,but did he do it? No. He took another path and I like it.

Napoleon:Ahem...

Patrick:Julius Caesar didn't do all this crap. He got stabbed in the back while Alexander the Great got poisoned.

Napoleon:AHEM!

Patrick:It looks like you're sick. Should you be going to bed?

Napoleon:IM AN EMPEROR,YOU BASTARD!

Patrick:Yeah,yeah. The short dude.

Napoleon:That's it. Sephrina,Amanda,take cover. I'm about to beat the shit out of a "secret agent".

Me:*puts her teeth together* Sit the fuck down,you short fat ass emperor.

Napoleon:*gasps* How dare you!

Sephrina:Yes! High-five! *Sephrina and Me high-five each other*

Napoleon:You're getting punished tonight,dear.

Me:I'll be changing the story then.

Napoleon:*goes on his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:I hate you so much right now.

Napoleon:No,you don't.

Me:Sit back down,you-

Sephrina:Chubby lion prince! Ah!

Me:*Snaps fingers and clicks her tongue*

Sephrina:I knew that's what you were going to say.

Napoleon:*sits down and wraps his arms around Sephrina's shoulders* I love it when you say that. *kisses her nose and she giggles*

Me:Stop being so goddamn cute. Napoleon,stop being handsome. Sephrina...girlpower.

Sephrina:YES!

Napoleon:Huh?

Sephrina:You won't understand for a long time,darling. *kisses his cheek*

Me:Anyways,we have questions for...oh,me.

Napoleon:Can I read them?

Me:Sure...I guess.

Napoleon:*grabs my stuff* Okay,when are you going to stop-*throws my stuff on the floor*-being afraid and just tell me the truth?

Me:That's not a question...*laughs weirdly*is it?

Napoleon:Come on...

Me:Sephrina and I love you,okay? I mean even though I love Mozart too-

Mozart:Knew it! *stands up from his chair* I knew she loved me. Yes!

Me:(😒) Are you done?

Mozart:Yes...*sits back down*

Me:Now-

Mozart:Can I marry you?

Me:No

Mozart:Please...

Constanza:*slaps him in the face* I hate you so much right now.

Mozart:She's beautiful.

Me:*blushes* No one...has ever really called me...beautiful before.

Napoleon:I have! In your dreams!

Me:That was different.

Mozart:What?

Napoleon:Remember that dream where we were best friends and I never left your side?

Me:When did that happen?

Napoleon:Oh...I thought you had that dream too.

Me:Were weird people...I love it!

Napoleon:*does the handshake* WEIRD ADVENTURES!! LALALALALALALA!

Me:Can I touch your hair?

Napoleon:Not this again. Please!

Me:*goes over and touches his hair*

Napoleon:What the-actually,keep doing it.

Me:Yay! *keeps touching his hair*

Sephrina:What are you trying to do?

Napoleon:It feels good.

Sephrina:You weirdo....

Napoleon:She made us all weird,thank you very much.

Me:*blushes and smiles brightly,still touching his hair* I heard that some of your associates kept locks of your hair.

Napoleon:True.

Me:Could I get one?!

Napoleon:Maybe...

Me:Yay!

Napoleon:But,Sephrina still has all of me.

Me:*sings* I'll give you all of me and you'll give me all of you.

Everyone:Oh I love that song!

A few minutes later...

Napoleon:So,when are you going to make more parts for Mozart,Constanza,Red,and Scarlet?

Me:Well,I have been very busy with my character,Sephrina,and her fiancé,you Napoleon. I will make sure I make more actions and things for them to do. Like maybe make some chapters just about them.

Sephrina:If you had to pick another character instead of me as your new main character,who would it be?

Me:I would probably make a new character,but for now,I'm stuck with my Guardian of the Universe. If I stop School Story,I will make a new character and I will make sure it won't have any fanfiction.

Napoleon:What genre?

Me:It would be either fantasy or science fiction. Depends on what kind of personality the character has.

Techno:I have a question. What are we taking about?

Me:Techno,we are just talking about questions.

Techno:Oh. Okay then. Continue on.

Me:*rolls my eyes*

Sephrina:Have you ever tried to make a story about another character?

Me:Yes.

Sephrina:What's it about?

Me:Can't really tell you. I have the character,but not the whole plot yet.

Sephrina:I would gladly like to read your story.

Napoleon:If only she knew how to write like I do.

Me:You only wrote three pages of romance!

Napoleon:I was busy!

Me:I can't believe this whole entire Q&A is about you.

Napoleon:Actually,it isn't. It's about the whole entire School Story group.

Me:Okay,we're done here.

Napoleon:Don't you dare-

Me:*messes up his hair and runs away from him*

Napoleon:Hey! I was enjoying that!

Me:Too bad,sucker!

Napoleon:I want a chapter about me!

Me:You already have something!

Napoleon:Damn you!

Me:Bye,everyone! See you later...

Sephrina:...I guess.