It was known that Napoleon had "Ailurophobia", meaning he was afraid of cats.

Don't I repeat...DONT give him a cat. Dont even show him a picture of a cat. If you do,he will hunt you down and smoke you out. But,if you use a cat for self defense...he will run like a girl. Screaming like a girl,"AH!!!!! A CAT!! RUN!!"

And he will run. Which will make him lose weight. If you want him to exceed use and he doesn't want to,them give him the old shablammo,show him a friken cat.