All of his meals were eaten quickly and in silence.

It would be weird,but that would mean you have to inhale it. No one will go and eat with Napoleon...because of this.

I now regret having a croissant with Napoleon because I would have to eat it  quickly and quietly. Which means...NEVER EVER TAKE YOUR SIBLINGS OUT TO EAT WITH A MAN WHO WANTS PEACE AND QUIET AND WHO DOESNT LIKE CATS!!