Pie: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Lipstick: what if it bites me and it dies?

Pie: then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ do you listen?

Greater: what if it bites itself and I die?

Penty: that's voodoo

Star: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Halo: that's correlation, not causation

Eyephone: what if we bite each other and no one dies?

Mask: then it's kinky

Notey: oh my god