Eyephone: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires

Gram: yes, I will warn you.......every item comes with a price

Eyephone: yes, I know how a shop works

Gram: the price might be more than you expect to pay

Eyephone: yeah I know, I came to this shop in the US, and I know how taxes here work

Gram, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Eyephone, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit