Part 12: Dress Up (Short)
"I DECLARE JYUGO PRINCE! UNO, YOU SUCK AT IT!" Honey exclaimed angrily, pointing to Uno with the most upset face a small child could make.
It was like he was forced to put the worst food possible in his mouth, and was forced to swallow it.
Hurt, Uno gasped.
"I COULD TOTALLY BE A GOOD PRINCE!"
"IN A ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! PEASANT PIECE OF SHIT!"
"HONEY! DON'T USE THAT WORD!" Samon scolded, Honey simply crossed his arms and stopped talking.
"I wanna be..." Jyugo grabbed a pilot hat, and crown, "...Prince Pilot..." he stated, hands in a fist, both of them placed on his hips.
Then Liang, Nico, and Trois all gathered around the toy chest that was filled with different accessories and clothes.
Trois grabbed a tiara, and a scarf, but used it for a belt.
"PRINCESS PIRATE TROIS!" He called out happily, running toward Jyugo.
Uno and Honey both stood there, staring at the two that were royally dressed.
"PRINCES CANT BE PILOTS! AND PRINCESS ARE NOT BOYS! NOR CAN THEY BE PIRATES! THATS ABSOLUTELY BULL SH-- I MEAN DUMB!"
Sometimes it was hard to think that these guys were only three and four year olds. They certainly knew how to express themselves like teenagers, or adults! Their vocabulary was pretty good at their age as well.
"MAYBE I'M TRANSGENDER!" Trois growled back, Hajime and Samon both turned around, eyes wide.
"Uhm, guys, how about we take a break from dress up? Let's go play monkey in the middle instead." Samon suggested.
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