Scar POV

So this is the episode where word-that-I-cant-say-sensei comes in. Not Korosensei; the... um- Irina.

I'm mostly concerned about the nicknames, since I cant really curse or else Grian will be mad... if he finds out.

Anyways, the class is starting right about now, so...

" Now, allow me to introduce you to your brand-new temporary foreign-language teacher. " 

" Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all! " She looks like she's the simp here, but that's really Korosensei... kind of? Because he knows the secret, but... whatever.

Nobody in the class liked her, instead they were more confused. Thats how it was, right? From the episode?... I kind of forgot.

" This school intends to give you authentic experience in foreign languages. I trust that there are no complaints about her taking over half of your English lessons? " Right, the only thing I'm good at- English.

Karma glanced at me, amused about something- while the other students whispered about the new teacher. " Well, she seems dandy, doesn't she? "

" Since when did you say dandy?- whatever. No, she really doesn't. But this school wouldn't hire some random idiot for our class as of now, so I think she has a plan of sorts. " I respond; to his 'question'.

The red-haired edgy kid nodded. " Yeah, I guess so. But Korosensei isn't an idiot either. "

" Yep. There's no way she's killing him, no way at all... no matter how foolproof her plan may seem; everyone that comes here is stupid. "

~ Timeskip ~

Woah, wait, what? Random timeskip!

Oh okay, they're playing a game of something and I'm watching. I think I just stood out for it; makes sense... hey, I'm getting used to timeskips now!

" Korosenseii! Korosenseiii! " Why does Irina call our teacher Koro-SENSEI? That means Teacher... oh, probably for the seduction aspect.

" Mr. Karasuma tells me that you're oh-so very fast! Is that true? " Wow, she really does know how to act like a simp. Almost more of a simp than... uhh... Iono's fans, like in Pokémon!

Korosensei looked away, sheepishly. " Well, not that  fast... "

" Could you do me a favor? I'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee. Won't you bring me some while I'm teaching English? " Irina asked, probably so as to get Korosensei away- looking at the scene after this.

" Why, of course. I happen to know a great café in Vietnam. "

And, off he goes! And now for Irina's speech.

" Er... Ms. Irina? Class is starting. Shouldn't we go back in? " You poor, poor man- kid?... I don't know. But yeah, you won't be able to because she's being an ass. So sad... WAIT, DID I JUST SAY- no, I thought. If I swear out loud though... oh god.

She lit up a cigarette. " Class? Oh, right. Just make it a study hall or something. "

She turned to face us- well, where I was standing. " And... can you not call me by my first name? I wont be playing teacher unless that octopus is around, so you are to call me Ms. Jelavich. " Karma looked at me... nickname, wasn't it? He had the nickname in mind.

I shrugged at him, then pulled out my phone. It's still connected to the real world; somehow.

I go on Twitter; to see what's happening...

Why am I on the news? Grian and Martyn too.

' Three Youtubers Missing: Grian, GoodTimesWithScar, InTheLittleWood Missing '  Crap.

OH NO WAIT WE'RE MISSING-

Scar: GUYS WEIRE ON THE NEWS HELP

Grian: WHAT

Scar: LOOK UP OUR NAMES, ANY OEON OF ORUS THERES ARTIKLS AND NEWS HEADLINS HOW LONNG HAVE WE BEEN GONE FOR??

Martyn: OH GOD OUR FAMILIES REPORTED US MISSING APPARENTLY

Grian: IM GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW I DONT THINK I CAN TEXT ANYMORE IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK BYE

Scar: SAEM BYE

Martyn: don't die

Yikes...

I'm so screwed.

Either the texting segment went really fast, or the silence was super long, but I didn't miss the Ms. Bitch nickname... NOT AGAIN I THOUGHT THE WORD-

" So what are you going to do, Ms. Bitch? "

She yelled at Karma. " No nicknames! "

" You're an assassin, right? The whole class working together cant kill this monster, and you're going to kill him all by yourself? " Karma inquired... ooh fancy word!

Irina smirked. " Brat. Grown-ups have their own grown-up way of doing things. "

Hey, can I timeskip?

~ timeskip ~ 

Thanks, didn't wanna see the kissing part. But he's barely moving, so I have to see that part. And know what it means... eugh.

" Come to the staff room later. I'd like to see what you have on him. "

She dropped Nagisa. " The same goes for anyone else with key intel! I'll give you something good in return.  " Like sending me back to my reality?

" I can even swap in a man for you girls. "

I didn't hear what she said after that, trying to not laugh... wait  what if any of them were lesbians?—

(At this point, I got bored of writing and so; it'll go off course from exact dialogue so I can have more fun )

Irina looked around once more, and her eyes landed on me... oh s-word that I cant say.

"Oh? Who do we have here? " She approached me; and everyone else's eyes landed on me as a result. What did this lady want?...

She smiled at me; as if planning something- or trying to test something, cant tell. I went on my phone to ignore her. This time staring at my wallpaper.

"Hmm? Come on, boy; why the long face?" She asked- I don't like that tone. I choose to read some of the text messages I sent to others in hopes a time-skip would happen.

Well..

Oh shi- fu-.. crap; she just took my phone. 

"Texting during class, hey? " She looks at me, as if she was amused.

I roll my eyes. "What class? We're just standing here. Are we learning how to listen to your annoying ass without barfing or what?... oh god I swore out loud this time." AAAAAAA- wait Grian won't know... wait will he?

The class turned to look at me; I felt like I was known for my strange quips or outbursts... assuming Nagisa told someone about that one thing and it spread.

Irina nearly dropped her smoke; her eyes widening- and she dropped my phone, forcing me to have to catch it mid-air.

"... Excuse me, boy? What. Did you just say." Welp, she's mad. Guess I'm gonna die, okay.

"Do you know who I am?" She continued.

I'm gonna die anyways, so might aswell swear some more for once. 

I nod. "Irina... uh... Jelly-bitch. Actually no, my cat deserves better than to be part of your name. Jello-bitch sounds better."

Karma jokingly threw a knife at me since I swore- but since I swore twice, it was a metal annd sharp knife— and I got stabbed in the neck with it- taking it out and tossing it back. I could hear an internal; 'What the heck?' from everyone.

I felt the wound; not much blood. Karma seemed surprised and was about to apologize; but I shook my head- a silent way of saying; I'm fine.

Irina seemed to stop having her 'serious' look- having the same confused expression everyone else did.

Wait...

I'm bleeding out right now.

Why doesn't it hurt?

And why, looking at my phone reflection, is my right eye turning purple?

Grian POV

Bakugo is pi-.. mad. Really really mad... and why can't anyone stop him??? Why is everyone just staring at m-

Oh.

They want me to... stop him.

Well, guess I'm gonna die! Yippee!

I fly off; hearing some 'Good lucks' and 'Stay safe' whilst. I don't respond; gosh darn this place- gotta do everything around here. Is this what mothers feel like when their child is whiny?

Eventually I land on top of Building A... and decide to crash through the roof for dramatic effect; not sure where I'd land.

It happened to be right before Midoriya got blasted in the face- I took the hit. Lucky him.

Bakugo was... surprised. He stared at me; as did Midoriya. 

"What do you think you're doing, Bakugo? You remember what I told you, don't you?" I inquire; making direct eye contact- watching his every move... watching.

Bakugo stops being shocked; he gets mad again. "UGH! WHY ARE YOU HERE, BIRD BOY?!!" He shouts.

I laugh. "Hahah- you know why. What I just said. You need to stop."

I spread my wings; covering Midoriya so he can't be hurt. I feel like I can hear the panic of my classmates for my well being; Bakugo sends explosions my way often... like right now OW—

"Uh- S- Nameless student! A-are you okay?" Midoriya calls from behind me; so I summon a few of my super cool rainbow feathers- which have more purple than usual- to spell 'YES' behind me where Midoriya can see.

I summon some more to put Bakugo into a big bird-cage made of the rainbow feathers... and in the corner of the room we're in I see- <o>

Giggling to myself despite the pain I'm in from being blasted; I throw Bakugo outside- and having the purple-oriented rainbow feathers cushion his fall.

"I'll give you a freebie, Kay Midoriya? Heroes win; villain team blame Bakugo. " I ask. He nods; scared- Heroes Win.

I fly back to the monitor room, to be greeted with lots of concern- which I brush off. It seemed nobody cared that I gave the Heroes a free win.

So that was fun.. but now, it's my ACTUAL turn. Fighting against Shotō Todoroki. Todoroki Shotō.. Help me. 

And not even just Shotō, either. The other people he's fighting.. uhh.. who?-

Oh, right. Shoji is on his team; and on the villains side is... Hagakure and Osoru. Osoro? I can't remember... Tail guy, sure.

Now; normally they wouldn't be threats... but I barely know my quirk. I don't even know it's proper name or what I can do with it, even despite the practice I had already.

Most of my training was time-skipped, so I don't even know how I was with fighting.

Announcements came on. 

"For this team, things will be a bit different! It will be taking place in not the building we said it would... but outside!"

Wait... what?

Oh-... Shoji's choosing to drag me outside. Dunno why, but... that's cool, I guess?

Once outside, Shoji drops me- I'm not near the heroes nor villains, but both can see me.

"Heroes, hold onto this orb! Keep it away from the villains! " A marble was dropped into one of Shoji's hands... and he had to use all four arms of his to carry it due to it's size.

"Villains, try to take it! " Hagakure and Tail Man nod; respectful students.

"Vigilante Nameless; keep the villains away from the orb and run away from the Heroes; who also have to catch you! " I nod... hey, this is unfair!! Whatever, hmph.

As the announcer gives us a bit of time to prepare; I test out my quirk... accidentally making a hole in a cloud with a rainbow beam- but whatever!

I look around; boredly; and then... could have sworn I saw a man with a blue hair and a white glove covering his face run by.

Shigakari... Tenko was there.

I look towards my wings. Before they were rainbow, now purple...

And going by Hagakure seeming to stare at me; my eyes went purple too.

Martyn POV

(Regular Text = Martyn, Italic Text = Me )

Okay okay- so I've established a feature for you to use, so that you can use Hydrokinesis.

Why not start with Aerokinesis, though? I could drown myself accidentally with Hydrokinesis.

Hydrokinesis is the easiest of the four elements.

Don't see how, but alright.

We drink water- and yes, breathe air, but air's atoms are hard to control due to being incredibly far apart.

Ohh, right. Anyways, you can show me how now!

Yeah yeah, okay. Here, a glass of water. Stare at it, and uh- try to imagine what it'd look like if it lifts? Oh crap, I need Cleo or something for this. She was a teacher at some point, right?

Yeah, she was. 

Wait, got a text.

Scar: GUYS WEIRE ON THE NEWS HELP

... Wait, what the hell?-

Oh no.

Grian: WHAT

Scar: LOOK UP OUR NAMES, ANY ONE OF OURS THERES ARTICLES AND NEWS HEADLINES HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN GONE FOR??

WAIT WAIT- Let me see.I'm gonna look this up..

Okay, we're missing... REPORTED BY OUR FAMILIES—

HOLY CRAP OH GOD OH NO.

Martyn: OH GOD OUR FAMILIES REPORTED US MISSING APPARENTLY

Grian: IM GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW I DONT THINK I CAN TEXT ANYMORE IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK BYE

OKAYOKAY- LIFT THE WATER UP THE BEST YOU CAN. JUST DO WHAT I TOLD YOU.

(In Stave Maru; what this will be called; underlined words will signal actions)

Martyn took a deep breath; staring at the water. Imagining it's atoms... they moved fast, damn.

And then the water slowly rised from the cup.

Martyn put full focus onto it; and got it fully out...

But why were his eyes shining purple, when he looked into the water's reflection?