Won't write,song and conspiracy theory(Ryden split)
In this chapter my dearly beloved,we will talk about three things.
First of all I'm really bored to write a chapter in an actual story so don't be surprised that I updated twice.
Because I was really bored I reread one of the stories I am really proud of...
The Numbers Triloy(a glee/Tmr thriller)
And then I remembered that at the final book there was a Quick shipper who complained about me
*spoiler alert*
Killing Puck
And oh God did the anger inside me rose.Excuse you but in a freakin thriller,you should expect someone to get killed!
It wouldn't call a thriller otherwise!
Then I remembered that time I had a fight with someone on tumblr who came to attack a faberry post(that wasn't even mine!)
So with that and the fact that I was really bored of doing homework.Instead I made a small song...
Enjoy!!!
Warning:Some cursing words but nothing too bad since I'm still innocent enough
Twinkle twinkle little star
Why you gotta be so dumb?
With a car I want to hit you
From this planet to delete you!
Your arguements aren't valid
They have no ground!
This is why...
I'm shutting you out!
Does this beat sound familiar?
It's from motherf*cking Greece!
Let me tell you love,
Finchel sucks!
Quick does too!
Why not ship Puck with a broom?!
You want to write your own damn shit?
Well go ahead!
Look how many fucks I give!
(Noneeeee)
The Numbers was a masterpiece
Meant to be too
Your own damn work wouldn't be nearly as good
Your voc errors make me cringe!
(Sweety!)
You're as annoying as Justin B
You can't sweat out from this damn fever
Cause truth be told...
I was always a S!nner
Personally I kinda liked it :-)
Now off to the,again,panic! related rant...
Get ready everyone because Imma pull a Ryan Higa
I'm going to crack the mystery of the Panic! At the disco split!!!!
Let's start;
Northern Downpour is the key
Hey moon please forget to fall down
Ryan is the moon
When does Panic! mention the moon again?
In the day met the night
But who is the sun?
Brendon freakin Urie
What other songs do we know that reportedly talk about these two?
The Calendar which speaks about the split
"And I meant everything I said that night"
In Ryan's band they had a song named Cape Town which says
"Woke me in the morning, asked me if I meant it,I didn't"
Do we have any other songs from The Young Veins that have similarities with Panic! At the disco?
In lie to the truth and hallelujah!
Returning to Cape Town and Bittersweet
What else does Bittersweet mention?
Bathroom stalls!
Who else uses bathroom stalls?
Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry
So bathroom stalls are clearly connected with a romance that never was
Conclusion,Ryan Ross was in love at that time(and we assume from Pretty. Odd.)
But with who?
When a fan asked him about Brendon
He said he will always be his boy
Golden boy was Brendon's nickname for Ryan
Golden
Golden Days!
From Death of a bachelor!
So Ryan was in love with Brendon!
But was Brendon in love with him?
Judging from the crying in Northern Downpour perphaps
He also reads Ryden fics so...
But wait are we 100% sure
According to an article on Snapchat(Cosmopolitan I think)one thing celebrities do when break up is to pretend that they don't exist!
So conclusion number 3,they broke up
And according to the hints it was actually Ryan who call it off
This is why Brendon is so bitter all the time about the break up
(EVEN THOUGH BOTH RYAN AND JON HAVE TRIED TO TALK TO HIM)
But what about Jon and Spencer?
Well I believe Ryden fought and of course since Ryan did most of the job he also wanted custody of the kids
Jon was fine with it because it's about the music
But Spencer believed that Ryan was wrong
So he stayed
Enter the end of Ryden and the Panic! Split :-)
This was so funny and literally meaningless to write but oh well!!!
Also I have a fever!!!
Like I've mentioned I get sick very easily :-(
But oh well!!!
Goodnight everyone!!!
(Or morning!!!)
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