The song has nothing to do with this.

But I was reading a fanfiction and it kinda got stuck in my head.

I hope you're all happy

BECAUSE I'M GROUNDED

(Math test didn't go well)

But I'll go see Doctor Strange on Sunday so yayyyyy

Now let's start with this chapter:

It was a cold November day in Athens.The third period of school started-three more hours and Friday would finally end-and no one in this little school of Athens could be happier.

Time for the subject of Religion.

Now,you may wonder,why would kids be happy about that?Are you Greek yoghurt loves who gave the world democrasy,greek mythology,Jennifer Aniston and Percy Jackson that religious?

The answer is no

"So are we still up for a movie?"a beautiful,smart,talented,magnificent and overall enjoyable girl asked"We'll find something in Village"

"Yeah!"a rather taller girl replied before leaning to her friend's ear"Though I'm still bitter about you-know-who going out with her other friends on Saturday.We had already planned!"

"I know but lets at least try to make the most of it"

When the 22 children-two of them were missing that day,one was just skipping the day while the other handsome and cute boy was probably ill-entered the classroom,there was quite some noise.

The teacher of Religion got inside short after,a blonde petite woman dressed in blue with a purple scarf.

"Miss!Miss!It's my birthday"the beatiful,smart,talented,magnificent and overall enjoyable girl's friend exclaimed cheerfully.The teacher smiled and kissed her cheek before walking up to her desk where a piece of candy waited.

"Hey!I want a candy too!"a boy complained.

"I'm not giving you any!"

"Miss!Miss!"another girl questioned"I have two suggestions"

"Crap!"shout a girl and a boy from across the room.

"Who said that?"

"They did!"the very tall girl from earlier told her pointing at the two commenters.

"What do you want to suggest?"

"For us to not do lesson"

"Declined"

"Or,or,we talk about spirits!"

"Again declined"

"But miss!"the girl complained once more.

"Hey"the birthday girl whispered to the boy from earlier"Here"she told him and finally gave him a Derby chocolate.The boy willingly took it with a happy smile only to realise that it was just the wrapper with air.

He was not happy.

Unlike the girl who burst in laughter.

"Why can't we talk about spirits?"the girl continued"I really want to know"

"Because you go around and twist my words"the teacher explained"A kid from seventh grade came up to me and asked me whether I speak with ghosts"

The class began laughing.

"Do you,miss?"

"Yes we chat from time to time"she replied with irony before walking up to the first row.The boys from the middle desk listened to her carefully while the boy in the left extended his arm to grab the weird necklace hanging from her neck.

"Stop touching my thing!"

Again the class,being the pervert and immature idiots they are,laughed at the comment which could be translated to greek as indeed something dirty.

"I have a question!Why does a marker with correction liquid sound like this?"she said motioning her hand back and forth as the sound of a silver ball echoed.

Too bad that her moves were too quite dirty.It was the comment of one boy that earned him a smack in the head with the book.

"Miss!Do angels exist?"

"Depends on what you mean"

"I mean angels in general"

"This reminds me of a test I put in the 12th grade asking them to give an explanation for the word angels"she chuckled"And this boy wrote Angels are these blonde blue eyed humans with wings.Just like me.Minus the wings"

"How much did you give him?"

"A five"

Again,the class laughed.

"What about Guardian Angels?"

"Oh yeah!"The boy who didn't get the candy got up"Like if you walk and a car comes to hit you,the angel will heroicly push you aside"he explained while mimicking the moves and making small jumps side to side.

"I don't think that's possible"the teacher replied ignoring the boy's talk"There are many people in this earth,not everyone can have their own angel"

"I'll be your Guardian Angel!"the boy replied and ran up to her.He crossed his arms and stood firmly.

"You look like a bodyguard like that"

"Guardian Angels have wings"the teacher explained.

"Eh!"the boy replied as his fellow classmate got up-without the other knowing-ran behind him and with his hands formed a pair of wings.

"There is a devilish drawing outside"the perfect girl I mentioned blurted.

"It's just a star in a circle"

"It's a fucking Pentagram and there's literally the number 666 next to it!"

"What about bad luck when you see a black cat?"another girl asked.

"These are nonsenses"

"Cards?"

"Too!"

"Shut up!I'm sleeping!"another boy shout.

"GIVE ME SOME CANDY"

"NO!"

"Wait,I want another candy too!"the candy lover/bodyguard argued with the birthday girl before the tall girl realising that it was a candy talk.

"Yeah give her anoth--"

"Stop it!"the tall girl shout to her perfect friend who tried once more to steal her pen.

"Pen pinneaple apple pen!"another boy blurted out,being a complete idiot.

"Have you seen an exorcism?"

"Yes"

"What happens?"

"Too horific to describe"

"I WANT TO KNOW"

"MY HEAD HURTS"

"MY HAND HURTS AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY"

"TELL ME ABOUT THE EXORCHISM"

And this shouting continued for the rest of this unholy hour...

Eventually,the teacher did tell the kids about it.It was a scary experience that brought shivers to everyone spines.

And spoiler alert;The girl eager to learn about the experience,run outside and shout in fear AND spent the rest of the school day crying while others tried to reassure her that no demon was going to get her.

The End