First and foremost

My uncle predicted my dog when I was five

Secondly, up to now Ice has murdered:

-A butterfly
-Two crickets
-Some spiders
-One fly
-Many many ants
-A frog
-Chased around and almost injured 3 cats

Mum says he just wants to play but I'm like "no, he's protecting me."

ALSO FUN FACT

I was in the kitchen and an annoying fly was following me around so I just began walking in circles and doing the whole "I am war itself" speech.

(I kid you not I looked around and said"AND I AM WAR ITSELF" before murdering it with a magazine)

Now moving on.

I realized something once more.

Soul Punk is beautiful and relatable.

I feel like I'm gonna explode

But if I'm never your hero I can never let you down

Clap if you've got a ticket to the end of the world

Cut the red wire or was that the green wire?

Just dance like you're disappointed in the world

Depressed? Dance

Every word's a new regret if you say it right

Cause the salad days are over and the meat is at my door

They might try to tell you how to live your life

Step one:drink
Step two:Make mistakes
Step three:Pretend you don't remember
Step four:Drink a little more
Step 5:I need to run dry

There's nothing wrong with you, there's something wrong with me

I really think I'm in love with you baby (okay I really am just drunk)

I don't have to prove myself to you

Everybody wants somebody who doesn't want them

People never done a good thing

Put your poor old parents through some sleepless nights

How old will I be when I try to freeze time and my age degrades into a well worn lie

I mean...I relate