Violets are blue

Haven't you heard?

Weird is the new cool

WHAT'S UP MY BIT--LOVELIES?!

Why am I excited?!

WHY THE FUCK AM I EXCITED?!

WHY AREN'T YOU EXCITED?!

Actually I can imagine some reason why you guys shouldn't be excited:

-Marks

-The orange president

-Phil Lester is 30

-WheRe tHe FuCk iS RyaN rOSs?

-I never update my stories

-Class doesn't have a second season yet

-You're hungry

BUT HERE'S SOME REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED:

-Spring is coming

-P!atd will sooner or later make a new video clip

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-MY VALENTINE'S DAY PROJECT THAT IS SUPER BIG SO I'LL PROBABLY START UPDATING BEFORE THE 14TH AND SOME TIME AFTER

-A-P-O-K-R-I-E-S

-The memes are true

-Snapchat loves Brendon

-Who's the (bat)man by Patrick Stump

-Enzo is dead...oops

-My backround is gold

Credits to ellienerd14

-I will start updating again

-I have successfully turned Evi into a meme,so if you'd all be kind enough to comment #dontbeanevi it would be great ^_^

-I HAVE WRITTEN 4000 FOR VALENTINE'S AND I'M NOT EVEN HALFWAY THERE

And that's about it^^^

Also fun story:We went a school trip out of the blue this Friday and Dora wanted to go home after we reached our destination,she wanted to go home grab some money and come back.

So we reach the place and tell Evi and Marina that we're going so Evi is like"goodbye" and "be careful" as if we were going to die...

We almost did.

So we begin walking and we see our TEACHER and literally this man is evil and we shitted ourselves so we began running away while he caught two students leaving.

We found two others and told them that the teacher was there so they start running towards the bushes while we start running back to the park.

There were some girls that also wanted to leave so obviously we told them too and there you had about ten girls running down the stairs and stumbling to their feet.

I was wearing a very bright pink jacket and had straightened my hair so being the mastermind I am,I grabbed my jacket and called a friend of mine to put it inside hers.I wrapped my hair in a ponytail and acted as if nothing happened.

So we sit down with Dora and there's another teacher about the time that Marina and Evi arrive and start asking us why we didn't leave and what happened.

Meanwhile none of them pays attention to the teacher behind and I whisper"Shut up"but they don't pay attention.

You probably don't know but when I'm stressed,I can become really angry.

EXCUSE YOU BUT IF WE GOT CAUGHT WE WOULD BE SUSPENDED

So once the teacher has left I actually saod"YOU FUCKING IDIOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP!WHAT ARE YOU FIVE?!THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING TEACHER BEHIND YOU,ASSHOLES"

...of course I apologized later but still...

Ahhh fun times

Anywhore!

(Whore hahahahahaha)

Lately my Instagram has become a lyrical mess...

But heyyyyyy this ain't a bad thing.

(Small note here:On Wednesday I'm taking my marks and this month my germal results are coming out so...

WHO WANTS ME TO MOVE IN WITH THEM?!

Remember,the further,the better.)

Ahhhh how much I've changed since 2016.

Back when I was lowkey obsessed with Glee.

Okay a lot obsessed with Glee.

Not my fault,it's freakin awesome

Wait I wanted to say something...

I forgot what I wanted...

I'm lonely...

Valentine's day is coming and I'm going to be alone with a slice of pizza

Actually that's not really bad.

That's bloody awesome.

What else?

Mmmmm

I drank some green tea.

It's disgusting.

Literally I brought the meme to life:
Me:*sips tea*
Me:*reads fanfiction and spits out tea*

The fanfiction was however awesome.

ANYWHORE DON'T FORGET TO COMMENT BECAUSE I NEED TO SOCIALIZE!