Hello wonderful human beings!

My friends are awesome

My friends are awesome.

I love them!!!

We had much fun today and even planned on watching Suicide Squad on Wednesday!!!As you can guess we talked a bit about the movie(they are excited with Heathens)and we also talked about the Joker...

MY FRIENDS SAID JARED LETO DID A GOOD JOB AND THEY SHIP HIM WITH HARLEY!!!!

Did I mention I love them?I was really scared about this but as it turns out great minds think alike.I'll be able to fangirl in front of them XD

I can't possible hide my entusiasm!The whole talk was like:

Me-...I'm also dying to see Joker and Harley-I love them.It's not that--
Evi:--I want a relationship like that but technically speaking--
Dora:--they are both crazy psychos who can not show affection like normal couples.

This happened and I haven't been that proud since Evi was watching the CA:CW scene with Natasha and Clint fighting and said"They are supposed to love each other!"

Boys are pigs

Okay this isn't about me but it is about a friend.You see a boy wants to be with her...but he is also seeing someone else.He doesn't want to loose my friend but he doesn't want to break up with his girlfriend either!

And I'm asking you,isn't he a pig?

How can he even think of doing that?This is awful in so many ways!Anyway comment your opinion on the subject if you'd like :-)

5 types of 'unhealthy' relationships

We live in a time when people have that mistaken idea that 7 out of 10 relationships are unhealthy.This usually happens with fictional couples so today I'm shutting some Antis mouth.

Read at your own risk

Type 1:It's unhealthy because...you need hate to live(?)

These are the relationship that are characterised as 'unhealthy' for absolutely no reason.

Example?

Usual anti's arguement?

-Ward raped her
-Ward is Hydra
-Ward lied to her
-????

Regarding the first,tell me when exactly.Just name a season not even an episode.They didn't even have sex!They just kissed!And Skye was the one who kissed him!

And no,Ward never threatened to rape her.

Not even once.

Now,Ward is Hydra...and?How is that a reason why this relationship is unhealthy?I could of course tell you why Ward isn't exactly Hydra but even if he was why is that considered 'unhealthy'?Are Hydra rapists,cannibals or something?

And finally,Ward lied to her.First of all,I'm sorry to break it to you but every couple has lied to each other at some point.The difference is that Ward literally told her he would never lie to her again.

Just sayinnnnnn

Type 2:Not unhealthy with possibilities

You know how people say that they can ship two people even if at some point they tried to kill each other?Well these ships aren't usually unhealthy unless of course they constantly try to kill each other.

Like Reylo for example,who I have no idea if it's unhealthy or not.We will see in the next Star Wars but up to now it doesn't really seem as unhealthy to me.

I even think it has possibilities.

Like another ship I knew

Type 3:If none of them is healthy it isn't unhealthy

Only one ships belongs to this category.

Come on you all saw that coming!

Okay-minus SS-their relationship in the comics is not goals,it's abusive(just like Harley x Ivy) and I'd be a huprocrite if I claimed otherwise.

But you see,Joker is crazy.He is mentally ill.You know who else has issues?Harley.They are both sick,they can not have a healthy relationship.

But Joker loves Harley.

Not mine words,it's the creators.We see it in the comics too-he almost commited suicide when she left-and the only reason he's acting like that is because he knows he loves her.

And that scares him.

Not in a sweet way that makes you want to say"Poor guy is afraid of love"no it scares him because he doesn't want to need her.He wants her to need him not the othet way around.

He is a master of manipulation,he can't have his feelings for her get in the way.There are much evidence that support what I say including this:

So like Taylor says haters gonna hate hate hate

Type 4:This is not abusive but it is very unhealthy

There is my sweet Quinn-who I do not claim is a saint either but she is still good-talking to Puck...about him raping her.

Because yes people,if a guy gets you drunk and lies about using protection...he has technically raped you.

There are many relationships that are unhealthy af but people seem to either ignore them or idolize them.Another example is this ship over here

You know what both of these relationship have in common?

-force sex on each other(technically)
-Extremly unhealthy
-They hate each other...
-...but they suddenly realise they love each other(?)
-Have nothing in common
-Extremly unhealthy
-idolized by 10 year olds

Type 5:This klunk is unhealthy af

I of coure didn't bother finding a Helsa gif because I don't want this kind of klunk on my phone.But let's see why Helsa is unhealthy :-) :

A project made by Angy(aka a Jelsa shipper):
-He tried to kill her
-He tried to kill her sister
-He literally manipulated everyone
-Even in the chandelier scene he wasn't saving her!He wanted the chandelier to fall-he pointed the arrow at it-because he didn't want Elsa to die just yet.He needed to prepare his plan AND make everyone believe he's a good guy.
-And let's say that Elsa forgave him for trying to kill her...why would she forgive him for letting Anna to die?What kind of sister would?

What the actual hell,Helsa shippers?

Anyway,I rest my case.So which ships do you think are unhealthy?In what category do they belong?Why did I write a chapter with 4000 words?Is it possible we all died in 2012 and this is Hell so this is why Trump might get elected?Will I survive this school year?Was Ryden a thing?Is Agents of SHIELD the worst tv show in history?Was Quinn in love with Rachel?Why is this one of my most famous books?Is Steve Rogers still Captain America?IS IT STILL ME THAT MAKES YOU SWEAT?