1)Guten tag,meine Freunden!!!

Hello wonderful people,I'm facing a big problem here.As all of you have figured out I have a *weird* talent-meaning I can speak English surprisingly well.

And I'm good at Greek too!

(Well duhhhh)

But do you know where I'm not good?

German.The answer is german.

So if any of you wonderful people,speak German...I need some help with my homework.

Meanwhile if you don't know German...I ENVY YOU,YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!

Oh the things I did for love...

Well not love.It's more of the things I did for a dog!

2)Spam attack

So I'm sitting in the kitchen minding my own business...

When I receive a notification!Oh joy,oh joy!None of the books in my library had been updated and now one of them must have been updated,right?

No!

Instead I see that I was mentioned in a chapter of the book by Athenas_Brain and I'm like"Okay that's good too"

It's confusing to me at first-but after reading the rules of this tag thingy and you just had to tag more people who then again would tag more people.

So I did it...

WORST. MISTAKE. EVER.

First of all,I'd like to say that I'm sorry that I tagged some of you-I honestly didn't know what it would mean-I genuine had no idea.

Everytime I check my phone I have 99+ notifications-this very second I have 42-and there all about spamming!

HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF?!

Spam is not good.

Spam gives you false hope that someone has updated,replied to your comment even voted on your story!

Do not spam kids!

Or at least if you do,have a limit.

3)To die and to kill

I have come to a conclusion that I always hate on character with passion in a show,love one with all my heart and have mixed feelings about another one.

For example...

Glee;I would die for Quinn,I would kill Finn and while I loved(and still do)Blaine season 4 made me want to punch him in his perfect face!

How can you have a crush on Sam?!

You barely talk to him?!

And also...WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON US BLAINE?!WHY?!WHY BREAK MY POOR KURT'S HEART?!

The Vampire Diaries;I'd die for Bonnie,kill Tyler(I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DON'T LIKE HIM) and probably hug but also punch Damon in the face.

Agents of Shield;Die for Ward without a second of hesitation,kill Coulson(why did you betray me son of Coul?)and hug/punch May.Melinda,dear,you are badass af but punching a guy after he was raped/mind-controlled?Not something a strong role model would.

The Maze Runner;Die for Newt,kill Gally and punch/hug Teresa.Tes is a queen and all but I'm still not over her betrayal...and loyality to WCKD.

Just sayyyyyin

Those are the first that popped into my head but if you have a show/book/movie in mind,you can comment below and I'll tell you what I think.

4)I'm going to do a reaction chapter

I have two words for you:

The Overture

I'm new at the P!atd fandom.

But it was only a matter of time until I find this thing over here^^^^.So let's rant about it,shall we?

-The start reminds me of Don't threaten me with a good time,so I now that Brendon will be theatrical.As always

-The ballad of Mona Lisa playing on the backround OMG

-Let me guess,that's Ryan and Jon

-*3 seconds later*HOLY KLUNK THESE ARE RYAN AND JON AND YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!

-"It looks like we are going to have to part our ways" crafting!!!!

-Product placement???

-"I'm really gonna miss this place"so he is going to miss the past of where they were all a band.

-Why is there a creepy shark head there?

-"Don't beat yourself up if things don't work out the way you want"Joe the bartender is the voice of reality that tells him-in a nice way-that things will most likely not work out.But he doesn't have to blame himself for it.

-One shadow stayed longer.I repeat one shadow(aka George Ryan Ross III)stayed longer.

-IF I RETREAT WORLD WARS AND SYMPHONIES

-So this is the meme going around that says"Whore"

-This wig is bigger than the girl's head

-Like mother like daughter...no literally

-Okay so the twins must be another metaphor.Unlike the girl and her mother,they are not eager to leave.They are afraid they will forget  their memories and stuff-which also represents the fact that Brendon and Spencer didn't really want to leave the memories behind.We all understood that after we heard the extra tracks in V&V

-Brendon...how did you changed from cutie to hot in like one album?Oh yeah,it was probably the Girls/Girls/Boys music video.

-Spencer!!!!

-Rocky?

-Yeah...I don't know how it works in the other countries but here houses with red lights like this one are-how do I put this nicely-brothels.

I don't know if it's actually meant to be a brothel but it certainly looks like one.

-ARE YOU WORTH YOUR WEIGHT IN GOLD?

-"You have to use they key"oh and there I thought he should use mind control to unchain you!

-Okay so I looked down at the comments and this might be another metaphor and the girl is supposed to be Ryan(?).Because Ryan was chained due to his alchocolic and abusive father(give him a hug please)and Brendon tries to find the key to save him.So when the girl falls to his arms it symbolises Ryan opening up to him.

-She's very cute actually,no homo

-"Look at me!"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL HAPPENED?!WHY ARE HER EYES BLACK?!

-This is definetely a symbolism.I mean Brendon says that he can't leave her here(meaning Ryan)who tries to hold him back too but Spencer comes to the rescue.Something that he probably did in reality and was like there for Brendon and all during the split.

-"Stay with me"...yeah...I'd rather not to

-"There's nothing you could have done for her"meaning there's nothing you could have done for the band.

-YOU GOT THESE LITTLE THINGS

-It's sunny why is it raining?

-Brendon you are the definition of cute in this video

-This whole place reminds me of my village.Brendon,Spencer where you ar my village?Why didn't you call me?!

-EVER SINCE WE MET I ONLY SHOOT UP WITH YOUR PERFUME

-Was this a crime scene or something?

-"We're gonna get through this"casually ignores the signs and just walks.

-Brendon,I love you and all but,I don't think you are meant to go that way.The labels are there for a reason ya know.

-"It's still okay,follow me"No Beebo you are not supposed to do this.

-For serious now,this is another metaphor.Once the band splitted it was pretty obvious that there would be obstacles.This part just shows us how easy it is to get through them.

-Oh look,there is the police-who by the way are just standing there doing nothing EVEN THOUGH people are most likely in danger-I bet this is another obstacle.But because this seems to be the last one,it will be trickier to get through it and overall show that some obstacles are easy and some aren't.

-Nevermind,they just dropped their suitcases

"It's easy,just drop it"no you don't understand,you literally have to drop your suitcase

-Why don't people want to drop their stuff?It's okay you'll buy others,you have come a long way,you can't give up!

-Okay but why didn't you throw your case on the otherside or maybe go by the side.I don't know how to explain it!Didn't you do shapes at school?

-Just so you know the most wonderful person in this whole video is the male dwarf(is that the right term?).Unlike the others he isn't afraid of letting go.He just doesn't want to leave his wife.That's sweet and goals af

-"You can't save them.They have to save themselves"This is false and true at the same time.

-"I guess it's just us then"...spoiler alert:It's just Brendon now

-"It always has been"

-No other comment

Oh also one more thing...my mum believes that Ryan and Brendon were a thing.I didn't even mention something we were just talking about the band splitting up by saying they had 'artistic differences' and this happened:

Me:But you know,artistic differences is not a valid reason

Her:Maybe Brendon was some sort of tyrant?

Me:He could be,he cert--

Her:Or he and Ryan just broke up?

Me:You mean the band?

Her:No,I mean they broke off their relationship.Back in my time that's what really happened when(I don't remember which band she told me)broke up and they said it was due to artistic differences.Of course later it was discovered that two members actually dated.

Me:Okay but--

Her:Is Brendon gay?

Me:I think he's either bisexual or pansexual according to an interview

Her:He looks like a bisexual to me.He'll probably go down for anyone.

Me:Okay this conversation with you is officially making me uncomfortable.I have to go!

Anywho,it's 8:15pm and I have excercises to do-I also forgot my notebook back in prep school-and I might be getting results to a test of mine for Ancient Greek.

If you don't see me again,it means I took the result.

It was my mother that killed me.Or maybe my dad.Anyway,I leave my things to my best friends-they can share it-,my clothes to Dorina because she's the only one who fits in them,I'll leave this account to whoever wants it(just message me soon because Imma die)and since my parents will be going to jail and my friends are unable to even take care of a fish...one of you can have my dog.

That will be him 24/7 not even kidding.He is going to sleep,eat,sleep,pee,sleep,be petted,sleep and sleep.Right now he's also currently snoring and it's adorable :-)