I think it's unessecary gifs like that one the reason why someone came up with this hashtag...

#freeAngelafromtheforeheadcult

But anywhore!

I'm going to tell you guys something that if you knew me in real life you would probably not believe...

I love my mum.

No,I'm serious my relationship with my mother is very complex.And by complex I mean,I make fun of her hair,her height,her age and may or may not make jokes like;

-Disney called,they're looking for a seventh dwarf

-*looks at her nose*You lied a lot as a child,didn't you?

-You have a black hair.No,I didn't say you have black hair,I said a

-Your cooking makes me cry.No,Ice(my dog)isn't a good judge for your cooking.HE ATE HIS OWN POOP FOR GOD'S SAKE

-If I had a dime for everytime you were right,I would be sleeping in a box

-Watch out for the hole,don't want you falling inside

-For Halloween,you should paint yourself blue.No,I don't mean that you should dress up as the Avatar.I was thinking of the Smurfs.

-*hears her sing*If Michael Jackson was alive,he would probably have died after this

-How old are you?*says 46*Without the Taxes I suppose

And well you get the picture ^_^

Honestly,making fun of my mother is the highlight of my day!!!Like one time she dressed up as a witch with the hat and nose and asked me how did she look.I looked at her dead in the eye and said that the hat was nice.She asked me"What about the nose?"

"What nose?"

"The nose I'm wearing"

"WAIT THIS ISN'T YOUR NORMAL NOSE?!"

It's really hilarious honestly.Of course she usually gets back at me when she forgets my birthday.

*awkward laughter*

Yeah...this is actually more depressing than what it sounds.

Anyway,what was I saying?

Oh yeah!

Yesterday was a very funny day for both my mother and I,so I figured out I should let you guys know of what a treasure she is.

*notice the sarcasm*

Me:Mum,I have a problem

Mum:*from the phone*What happened?

Me:There was a fall

Mum:Did you fell?

Me:No,Evi fell!Of course it was me who fell!

Mum:Oh is Evi,okay?

Me:EVI IS FINE!IT'S ME WHO GOT HURT

Mum:Oh sweety...did anyone see?

Me:No(?)

Mum:Thank God

Me:EXCUSE YOU I'M IN PAIN!

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Me:*watches interview for Popbuzz*Aw that's so cute.Mum,are you okay?

Mum:NO!Enough with Spencer,the interview is about Brendon

Me:Yeah but--

Mum:Call me when Brendon starts talking

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Me:*watches PINOF 8*That's so funny

Mum:I can't believe you like these guys.They are so annoying

Me:You're only saying that because you can't understand what they are saying

Mum:I can

Me:Oh really,what did they say right now?

Mum:...erm...that they are getting married

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Mum:Angela?

Me:Yes?

Mum:A friend's husband is planning concerts and said that a famous band is playing.I was wondering if you know them?

Me:Sure what's their name?

Mum:Cool Pool

Me:What?There's a band with that name?!

Mum:It might have been Cold Pool I'm not sure

Me:Sorry don't know them

Mum:But she said they are very famous

*one hour later*

Me:Mum?

Mum:Yes?

Me:Did you mean Coldplay?

Mum:YES!

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Mum:*hears Alone Together*

Me:So,who sings this?

Mum:Twenty Øne Piløts

Me:DISHONOR ON YOU!DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

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Mum:*hears Centuries*I like that song.

Me:It's Fall Out Boy

Mum:Oh their nice!Not as nice as Brendon of course,he has the voice of an angel oh my and he's such a cutie

Me:

Mum:I love hearing him sing

Me:

Mum:What was I saying?

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Me:I can't watch this

Mum:B-But I like Agents(of SHIELD)

Me:I told you I can't because--

Mum:You have a crush on Ward

Me:What?No!I--

Mum:Right sorry.You want Skye to have a crush on Ward

Me:That's actually not wrong but--

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Me:*sees Ward*I can't breathe

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Me:*puts hand on my chest*I can't breathe

Mum:*continues watching*

Me:No I literally can't breathe

Mum:Oh I thought it was another fangirling thing

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Me and my family:*watch GoT*

Mum:They can't kill of Jon.I already lost Glenn in the Walking Dead,I can't lose Jon here!

Me:I hope he dies to watch you suffer like me

Dad:He isn't going to die

Mum:Well your father is probably right.He always predicts these kind of things.

Me:Okay but why not killing him off?This show literally kills at least a character per episode.Remember the Red Wedding?

Dad:Yeah but the only hope for peace and defeating the White Walkers is Jon and Daenerys

Mum:Oh thank God

Dad:And they should get married

Mum:Nope nopity nope.They will have to kill me first

Me:*quietly watches my parents becoming like me*

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So this was the chapter for today because I'm also kinda bored :-))))))))))))and hungry too.

BUT HEY IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS

AND HEY IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY

AND HEY

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Better_Strange
Teashirt123
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agentsofshieldislife

You guys need to post your Secret Santa on Saturday!!!I hope you have already started and be happy with the outcome :-)

Of course,tomorrow night I will be sending you a private message to make sure you remember everything XD

BYEEEEEE

(Also check out the trailer above because it's so adorable and funny.And I'm Panic trash so...)