Everyone will be surprised since I actually had a special work for this holiday but in reality...

I despice it

Actual footage of me^^^

Not even ships make me happy this day.

You know why?

I'm glad you ask.

Are you single?

If yes,then you'll probably spent the day as usual by thinking of your favourite ships.

Unfriendly reminder that mine and your ships are miserable because they are one of the following:

-not canon

-not gay or not straight

-dead

-emotionally unstable

-dEaD aF

You get the idea :-)

Eventually these thoughts will come to your mind and will feel depressed.So here are my thoughts on the National Couple's day in the only way I know...

By making a poem that has less depth than a Justin Bieber song

There's a false concept
A wrong idea
The day for the in-love ones
And for the others to disappear

Is it so wrong
To envy and despice?
Is it because I'm forever alone?
Or due to merchandise?

So you're telling me
There are 365 days
But you only cherish each other once
Tell me,what kind of love is that?

Do you wish to know what Valentine is?
It's the time when logic dies and your inner self screams
When diamonds,roses and chocholates are sweet
But let's be real sweety...
Everyone has a motive
Even the most sweet

(You know what makes me more bitter?
The fucking Grammy loss
I want a re-vote)

I thought I'd spent my day
Reading fics about golden ships
Some of them are RIP
People cried
My ships died
The next part doesn't rhyme but can we just kill all the writers?

Minus Patrick Ness

This man is a gem

Wattpad hates me too
The motherfucker turned pink
Fuck you I told to it
The idiot ignored me

I read a fic yesterday that screwed me up
(Shameless promo go read Deluge for Phan)
Missing the point
Is what I always do right
Oh now...
Would you look at the time?

So let's wrap this up
I tried writing to express my thoughts on that love
I took a pen and wrote
I am bulletproof

The walls however were not soundproof
And the tears came streaming
For a long lost love
Now the Valentine is gone
Replaced my sadness and nothing more

My body is bulletproof
It has been proved with time
My heart is made of glass
And love doesn't last

Distance in all its forms makes the heart grow fonder
Guess this was reffering to someone stronger

For we all have the feel of emptyness
Happened out of the blue
"But oh dear,what was there?"
I wish I knew

The end...

What is this I don't even know?

(Also slight note that Dora made a joke"You can't spell evil without Evi.Completly irrelevant but she told me I should let you guys know)

It's still Valentine's day though and some of you are in love...

So here are some cards especially for you :-)

WARNING THE FOLLOWING PICTURES CAN MAKE YOU A)LAUGH B)CRINGE C)CRY OR D)A WEIRD MIX OF THE BEFOREMENTIONEDA

And the big finaleeee!

Why am like this?

Why do I enjoy other people's pain?

Am I evil or something?

Ehhhhh

Life's too short to become a better person.

So do you have any plans for tomorrow?

Will you flip off happy couples?

Cry while reading fanfiction?

Act as if your significant other broke  up with your during the VD so the people working at the bakery will pity you and give you free cake?

Buy a dog?!

Let me know ^_^