Okay people,gather up!

Today came a day I thought would never come...

I. Want. A. Boyfriend

I know,I'm surprised too!I hoped this day wouldn't come-I was certain this day wouldn't come.I don't daydream about boys.I don't check out random guys!I HAD TWO CRUSHES IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

And honestly I felt the same way yesterday and I still do...

BUT NOW SOMETHING HAPPENED AND FOR SOME MAGICAL REASON I LIKE THE IDEA OF HAVING A BOYFRIEND.

If any of you put a spell on me,I will fight you!

Okay but seriously I don't even know why I suddenly feel that way!I find dating in my age disgusting.

Let me explain,the age of 14 to 18 is a magical age when boys care about one thing only....

That thing is the entire concept of Panic! At the disco songs!

Now I have no idea where this rant is going but couples have turned from gross to kind of cute.

SOMEONE HUG ME PLEASE!!!!

I want a relationship but without the searching part and the anxiety.

Plus,personally,I feel like I good be a great girlfriend material;

•I'm smart,but not too smart

•I don't like doing sports but I will gladly watch them

•I'm tall(that awkward moment when you can't find a good trait so you just put random things)

•I'm funny,caring and full of sarcasm

•Creative

•AND MOST IMPORTANTLY I AM AN ANGEL

(No,seriously,I couldn't vote just five nominees for Class President because I was afraid that the others wouldn't get enough votes and would be really sad)

I think I'm a catch

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Okay I am definetly not a catch.

Honestly,I feel as if I would be the girl you'd want to marry but not date.Plus I'm pretty sure a normal person would appreciate my 'very healthy' obsession with ships and bands.

Can anyone relate?

How come everyone finds someone these days?Excuse you but back at my mother's time,at that age you would most likely only hold hands.

You weren't supposed to be interested in boys yet!

Maybe I should make an add...

Guy needed;
•Cute
•Funny
•Music fan
•Somewhat smart
•Funny
•Sometimes acts younger than he is
•Funny
•If he likes P!atd,it's an extra bonus
•And funny

(What can I say?I appreciate humor)

Why is this happening to me?Everytime I imagined myself caring about relationships,it was always about other people's.

Other fictional people

*groan*

I need to focus on other more important things like...

1)Why am I too bored to write my fanfics?

2)Why did Quinn had to ask"When you were singing that song,you were singing it to Finn and only Finn-right?"and why though Blaine told her she looked great in her uniform she had to ask Rachel too.

3)Why everytime Thomas talked about the others in The Fever Code he said "Newt and the others"?

4)Why did Grant Ward had to die without knowing that Skye finally understood?

5)Why is Phanfiction so amazing?

6)Why P!atd go on another tour again but they do not come in Greece?

7)Why does everyone forget that Bamon was f*cking canon in the books?

8)Why do people hate two fictional psychopaths and mentally ill people's relationship?

9)Will there be a music video for House of Memories?

10)Wasn't the previous chapter the funniest one in this whole damn book?

11)Why is this book so much famous?I'm just being salty

12)Can sarcasm be teached?

13)Am I actually looking forward in getting sick again and have a fever so I can say that "it's a fever I can't sweat out"?

14)Does James Dashner write Newtmas fanfiction?

15)WILL I EVER MEET PANIC! AT THE DISCO?!

16)How will I see TATINOF if I can't have Youtube.red?

17)Is every fanfic by Clintasha-Skyeward going to be sad?

18)Am I planning on killing people in every fanfic I write?

19)Is the Overture an entire metaphor?

20)Why are my hair so curly to a point where the girl sitting behind me feels the need to play and braid my curls?