You know them.

You love them.

At least you know that I personally love them.

Your real life ship who is more dead than the Rhodians....

Thin guy with lesbian haircut and a soft spot for scarves who can write like a poet and is known for both Cheese Whiz and for kneeling somewhere he shouldn't

And Satan with a big Forehead who has the voice of God,a sassy personality and is about as straight as my beautiful natural hair

And just like my natural hair,they both try to be straight but lets be real they can not change their nature.

Aka Ryden

Status?Dead as fuckkkkkk

Thankfully,and unlike my other ships,it's only a metaphor.Both of them are alive and fine.

Now you might be wondering...why do people always ship band members?

WELL EXCUSE YOU BUT THESE TWO WERE ASKING FOR IT

BRENDON BOYD URIE YOU LITTLE SLUT!!!

Here I would like to point out that Brendon is that ex-girlfriend who had her heart broken and now acts if she doesn't even know that guy

Yeah sure Jan!

Everybody knows!

Okay this was more about the Milk Fic...

But it needed to be said.

Because it's a big disturbing thing.

And I really can't believe that The Milk Fic and Throam are two works from the same fandom...

No one can.

NOW TIME FOR SOME SONG ANALYSIS AND EVERY RYDEN SONG I WILL TALK ABOUT IS BY PANIC! AT THE DISCO,OKAY?!

NORTHERN FUCKING DOWNPOUR BY PANIC! AT THE FUCKING DISCO OH FUCK MY FEELS

I am not doing a lyrics analysis because this shit is too deep for me so I'll just throw some facts.First of all,Ryan told Brendon to pay close attention to the line "I know the world's a broken bone but melt your headaches call it home"

Brendon has cried multiple times when performing this song.

"Hey moon please forget to fall down"

SUN AND MOON THEORY

(Also why Brendon probably flips off the moon)

When the day met the night by Panic! At the disco

Again,Sun and moon theory.

FIGHT ME

FIGHT ME

FIGHT ME

Also I love the "Then he fell in love and he didn't know how,but he couldn't get out"

Look I'm a sad Ryden shipper just let me be!

Cape Town by The Young Veins

I
Am
Not
To
Discuss
Why
This
Song
Is
Ryden
Material
Just
Know
That
The
Truth
About
Cape
Town
Will
Sooner
Or
Later
Come
To
Light

I
Swear
George
If
The
Lyrics
Are
True
And
You
Broke
My
Beebo's
Heart
I
Will
Fight
You

The Other Girl by The Young Veins

"Don't have much to say right now,Cause I'm trying to figure out,Why he's with the other girl?"

Hmmm

Other girl...

What could this mean?

Hmmmmm

I wonder for who he's talking about

Who's he?

Who's the other girl?

I guess we'll never know...

Oh by the way,after Panic!'s split Brendon started dating Sarah.

But hey this is completly irrelevant!

Nearly Witches by Panic! At the disco

Enter the reason why our dear lord the Forehead is a salty ex-girlfriend.

Ryan wrote this song during the Cabin days but Brendon used it later on in the BEAUTIFUL AND UNDERRATED Vices & Virtues after changing some things.

E.g Ryan had "as a boy" and Brendon changed it "as a girl".In general he took this creepy song-as per usual-abd turned into a romantic one :-)

However,he did kept the first part of "Here I am composing a burlesque" the same.Yet when he sings it,he usually makes fun of it by acting like a little slut or singing in a female voice.

...salty and sassy as always...

Memories by Panic! At the disco

No.

Lets not do this.

I love this song...and hate it.

I'm just going to leave the "Oh memories where did you go?You're all I've ever known,how I miss yesterday and I let it fade away"

And go home

The Calendar by Panic! At the disco

I mean this is confirmed to be a song about the split.

"And I meant everything I said last night,I will come back to life,but only for you"

Of friendship goals!1!1!1!

But okay I'll admit that this can be just a verse about their friendship...

"Put another ex on the calendar,summer's on its deathbed"which is connected to the Sun and Moon theory.

Up to now it seems like a song that can just hide a deep friendship...

"At night your body's a symphony and I'm conducting"

Nevermind.

Brendon Urie,you kinky bastard.

Hurricane by Panic! At the disco

This entire song proves that B is also the  ex girlfriend whose purpose is to get super hot only to make her ex jealous.

Like please

"Oh they know,I know,that they don't sound like me"

YES BOOYYYYY THROW SHADEEEE

(I swear if Ryden was real,I wouldn't know who to defend)

Casual Affair by Panic! At the disco

THE FOREHEAD HAS CONFIRMED THAT THIS IS A SONG ABOUT FANTASIES.

However,many have claimed that it implies a gay affair.

So you know...

Nicotine by Panic! At the disco

I WILL FIGHT ANYONE-INCLUDING THE WHORE UP THERE-WHO WILL CLAIM THAT BRENDON DOESN'T SAY "I LOVE YOU RYAN ROSS BUT NOT RIGHT NOW" AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO.

LITERALLY COME AT ME

I WILL FUCKING END YOU

(In case you haven't noticed,when I talk about p!atd/ryden I tend to swear a lot)

Lonely moonlight and Where I belong by Ryan Ross

They both share some common characteristics;

-Both are connected to the Sun and Moon theory
-Deals with the future.Meaning that in Lonely Moonlight Ryan sings Someone I love loves someone else whereas in Where I belong I know I should've never left

This last song in Death of a Bachelor that fucked us up by Panic! At the dickso because Brendon is a dick for doing this

Do
Not
Make
Me
Talk
About
This

But
Here
Are
Some
Hints

There's no sunshine this impossible year proving again the Sun and Moon theory

Bitter pills
Tattoos
Last bruise
No you and me

House of memories by Panic! At the disco

He threw very subtle hints

Memories turn into daydreams
Become a taboo

See?Subtle

I think of you from time to time
More than I thought I would
You were just too kind
And I was too young to know

Okay not so subtle

That's all that really matters

I was a fool

Those thoughts of past lovers
They'll always haunt me

Hold the phone,how many past lovers did Breadbin Urine had before Sarah???

Ummmmm

I wish I could believe
You'd never ruin me
Then will you remember
Me in the same way
As I remember you?

Fuck...

Golden Days by Panic! At the disco aka where Brendon read Throam

It doesn't really fit canon Ryden.

But it does fit Throam...too much....TOO MUCH

And friendly reminder that if Beebo has read the very disturbing Milk Fic,he might have read Throam too.

So here are some writers whose fanfics I loved and adored:

-bastarrz
-kaydwen
-SerotoninsGone
-an-idea-not-a-band
-kayiswritting

And ForeheadDefenceTeam has written some one shots and I've cried :-)

I'm okay

I'm okay

I'm okay

I'm okay

So now:
-WHAT'S YOUR ULTIMATE RYDEN SONG?

-WHAT HAPPENED IN CAPE TOWN?

-In instagram my username is Angy_that_fragile-capricorn as a reference to which song?

-Ryan or Brendon?

-Ryden or Brallon?

-WHICH ARE MY TWO NEXT SHIPS?!