"Nishishi~!" Kokichi chuckled as he rested his hands against the back of his head, lifting his elbows in the air in his casual relaxed position. While on the outside he looked completely comfortable, he was actually internally stressing out. He sighed and leaned against the outside wall of the museum, checking his phone and just in general trying to give the impression that he didn't care about the events planned for that day.

There was a message of 'good luck!' from his friend Shuichi - whom he had already spoken to about the plans he had made for today - and a couple messages in the group chat between him... and his new partners. Yes - plural. Kokichi read the messages - both of his partners saying they would be a little bit late - and then sent a response back, checking the time at the same time. They're both currently two minutes late.

He scoffed, allowing a fond smile to briefly flicker across his face before it disappeared behind his thick mask once again. It figures that he'd be the only one who'd show up on time. Miu always had something she was working on that distracted her from almost anything and... could a robot even tell the time?

"Fucking get over here, you pissant!"

"Hm?" Kokichi's head perked up slightly. He'd recognise that squeaky, irritating, nails-on-chalkboard sound anywhere. "Miu! Nice of you to fiiiiiiiiinally show up! You took so long I almost died of starvation, how cruel!" He laughed and watched Miu stroll up to him with a light smirk on his face - it quickly disappearing as she bonked him on the head. He opened his mouth to complain, but someone spoke up before him.

"You would not be able to die from starvation. You only waited an extra four minutes." Keebo said, as he joined Miu and Kokichi by the wall. "However, I apologise for taking so long. Miu and I met up halfway on our way here and she was telling me about her latest invention-"

"Oh, so her latest work wasn't on YOU, hm?" Kokichi quipped back, not bothering to hold back his laughter at Keebo's jealous expression. "Don't worry tin can, you'll always be better than any other machine in my book!"

"D - Don't compare me to other regular machines! I am far more advanced." Keebo's tone was an irritated one, however the light blush that darted across his cheeks let Kokichi know that Keebo genuinely appreciated his words. Good - that was the plan. Not that he'd tell either of them that though!

"Nishishi~! What WOULD you like me to compare you to then? Either way, you'd be number oooone~!" He paused, tapping a finger to his chin. "Of course, the exception being if you asked to be compared to Miu - you're both my winners!"

"H - Hey, shut your lying trap before I shut it for you!" Miu yelled back, her cheeks also turning pink. Kokichi laughed once more. "I - argh, you're insufferable, you brat!" Miu turned her head away. "Just shut up already!"

"I read a book that said kissing someone makes their mind short-circuit? Maybe you should kiss Kokichi, Miu?" Keebo piped up. Both Kokichi and Miu's faces turned red at Keebo's comment. Miu sputtered, and Kokichi for a brief moment, seemed to look nervous, before once again hiding his true emotions behind a blank mask.

"This is only our first date, stop being so forward~" Kokichi lightly protested, enjoying watching Keebo's face become the same shade as theirs, as the implications of what he said started to form in his mind.

"E - Enough already! Let's just head into the museum." Keebo flusteredly spoke, before speed-walking into the building. Miu paused before following Keebo, and Kokichi laughed for a moment, watching them with a sparkle in his eyes, before joining them both inside.

"Fucking hell! This place is as large as a-" Keebo quickly placed his hand over Miu's mouth, so none of the museum visitors would have to hear... whatever it was she was going to say. Kokichi opened his mouth too, but before he could speak a word, Keebo's hand covered Kokichi's mouth too, not trusting either of them to stay family friendly, even In such a public area.

He quickly regretted this action when Kokichi licked his hand - Miu quickly copying Kokichi - and let them both go, wiping his hands on his stiff, metal, robotic clothes, glaring at Kokichi specifically, silently asking him not to comment on how... robotic his attire was. Kokichi giggled but miraculously stayed silent, and Keebo inwardly sighed in relief. "So where should we go first? I'd personally like to look at some paintings-"

"But that's soooooo boooooooooring~! We should go look at military weapons! Maybe me and my gang can steal some of them, so Miu can upgrade you, Keebo? Nishishi~!"

"Kokichi! I don't WANT upgrades relating to weaponry, I'm trying to be a regular human being, not some sort of... military machine!"

"You can be a machine to me anytime you like~" Miu interrupted. Keebo glanced at her, confused, and Kokichi supressed the urge to laugh, instead changing the conversation topic back to everyone's preferences on where they'd like to go in the museum.

"Hm... I would say let's go to the small museum café first, so we can have more time to think, but Keebo'd be bored there - since he can't eat and all." Keebo sighed at Kokichi's words, but this time didn't comment on Kokichi's robophobic remarks, deciding to instead tell Kokichi and Miu that he wouldn't mind going to the café, and together they walked over there.

Miu and Kokichi ordered, and then Keebo and Kokichi fought over who would pay, Keebo's height giving him just enough of an advantage to push ahead of the stubborn purple midget, and swipe his card across the scanner, Kokichi's coins jingling uselessly in the palm of his hand. Kokichi pouted, and then shoved the silver circles back into his pocket, grabbing the food he and Miu had chosen, before darting off to a table near the corner of the tiny café.

Kokichi wasted no time immediately starting to eat his food, as Keebo and Miu sat down at the table with him, Miu clumsily grabbing her plate and eating too, with Keebo taking photos of them both to print out later under the cover of night, so there was less chance of Miu or especially Kokichi finding, and then ripping, the photos later.

When Miu and Kokichi finally finished eating, they stayed in their seats, trying to decide the next course of action. Kokichi was lightly tapping his fingers on the table as he pondered over what they should do next, and after a few moments of this, Miu reached over and slammed his hand down flat on the table, to cease the noise. Kokichi pouted at her but said nothing and refrained from tapping the table when she let him go. For a few more minutes, an uncomfortable, awkward silence stretched amongst them.

"Aaaaaaaaaa this is too boooooring!" Kokichi whined, leaning back in his chair. He kicked his legs and pushed himself back a bit farther, his chair tipping back a little too far. With a sharp thunk! Kokichi's chair fell, and he hit the floor hard, pressing his hand against his head and wincing slightly as he glanced up to Miu and Keebo's concerned expressions. After a few moments, Kokichi started laughing, as he teased Miu and Keebo for being worried about him to begin with. Miu's expression quickly changed into a playful and scornful one once she realised Kokichi was fine.

"Get up, moron! We have exhibits to see, I don't need your lying, lanky ass slowing us down. Now hurry it up, I want to see those inventions!" Without waiting for Kokichi's response, she grabbed his elbow and hauled him upwards, dragging him off towards the invention-section of the museum. Keebo watched them walking off for a few brief moments before sighing and following them.

He felt a slight pang of jealousy enter his chest as he watched Miu's eyes sparkle as she examined each and every article inside the small exhibit. Kokichi even seemed slightly surprised at her reactions, asking her with partial seriousness whether she would want him to steal any of these inventions so she could look at them without the glass separating them, and it was only after Keebo interrupted them both with a lecture that she reluctantly told Kokichi no.

Getting slightly bored, Kokichi decided to help Keebo in his task of dragging Miu away from the many tempting inventions, only making a few subtle jabs at Keebo's obvious jealousy that everyone - besides Miu, who was still caught up in her sightseeing - was able to notice.

"Do you not remember that toaster incident?" Kokichi chuckled as he grabbed Miu's left arm and Keebo grabbed her right. "You know; that morning where Miu said how much she loved the toaster, since it was able to make her breakfast while she got ready in the morning? After she left for work you-"

"I have photographic memory, I do not need the reminder."

"I think our empty bank account and new toaster we had to buy don't agree with you." Kokichi chuckled, ignoring the glare Keebo was shooting his way, as he whistled cheerfully and hauled Miu out of the exhibit and back towards the museum entrance. "Hm? How has time passed so quickly? It's already four... nishishi~ maybe someone stole it!"

"You cannot steal time, it's not a physical object-"

"Nishishi~! Your confusion is so adorable, maybe I short-circuited you!" Kokichi quickly whipped out his phone and snapped some images of Keebo blushing before he could turn his head away in time. Miu - finally having regained her composure after leaving the inventions exhibit - cackled as she watched Kokichi try to convince Keebo to let him take more photos. Kokichi swore he was taking them for blackmail purposes, but they all knew the truth - and not even Kokichi's best lies could convince them otherwise.

"Shut up pissant, are we looking at the other exhibits or not?!" Miu yelled, crossing her arms and huffing slightly as she stared disdainfully at Kokichi, waiting for him to decide. "You seemed very interested in the other exhibits so just pick already so we can move on!" Keebo glanced at her, slightly hurt his opinion wasn't included as an option, however the subtle shoulder pat Miu gave him made him feel slightly better, as Kokichi smiled widely and rested his hands behind his head once again.

"Nishishi~! I'm bored, lets get some ice cream!" Kokichi replied, stars in his eyes. "Ice cream is so cool - literally!" He giggled slightly, and ran behind Keebo, jumping onto his back and wrapping his arms around Keebo's neck to hold him steady. Keebo stumbled back, his hands flying to grab Kokichi's arms so he didn't accidentally fall off, and he had to quickly adjust his footing so he didn't tip over.

"K - Kokichi! W - What was that for?!" Keebo asked, surprised and confused. Miu took out her latest invention - a camera that took automatic images at lightning speeds - and used it to start taking pictures, trying to not let her overwhelmingly loud laughter make her hands shake too much.

Kokichi giggled. "You're a robot right? Use your supernatural strength to carry meeee~!" Kokichi kicked his legs out slightly, and Keebo had to shift Kokichi's weight, using his hands to support Kokichi's back and legs. Keebo sighed in irritation, but didn't push Kokichi off of him, instead using his arms to push him closer, trying to support him as best he could, although Kokichi's hyperactivity really wasn't helping.

"First of all, it's 'superhuman', not 'supernatural'. Second of all, I will not tolerate your robophobic comments! While I may be a robot, I was programmed so I have the same amount of strength as an average human." He sighed once again, his eyebrows furrowing in annoyance. If only there was a way to...

Keebo paused, and then smiled slightly, as an idea popped into his head. He quickly, deliberately, loosened his grip on Kokichi's legs, so the short boy slipped slightly, before tightening his grip again, not wanting Kokichi to actually fall and hurt himself. Keebo laughed as Kokichi flailed around slightly in surprise - not realising Miu was still taking pictures. "Be careful, or I might drop you!" He teased.

Kokichi pouted, relaxing into Keebo and pressing his face into Keebo's shoulder, his sharp purple strands of hair gently stabbing Keebo's cheek. "How could a robot tease the Ultimate Supreme Leader..."

"Seems like you're getting tired... maybe we should head home?" Keebo said, turning to glance at Miu for confirmation, ignoring Kokichi's immediate loud complaints and whines at the idea.

"Sounds good to me, let's take the brat home already!" She lead the way to Kokichi's house, Keebo following behind, struggling to carry a struggling Kokichi on his back. After a while though Kokichi calmed back down, and rested his head again on Keebo's shoulder, making Keebo's cheeks heat up slightly - thank Atua that Kokichi wasn't awake to ask how a robot like him could blush to begin with.

As they passed by a small convenience store, Miu told Keebo to keep on walking, and that she'd meet him there later. Keebo did so, and as promised, Miu was already at Kokichi's doorstep when they arrived - probably there before him because of an invention or something - a small white plastic bag hanging from her hand. Keebo glanced at it curiously but didn't ask any questions. Knowing Miu, it was something weird. Instead, he smiled at her in greeting, and gently lifted Kokichi from his back, softly shaking him awake.

"Mmmm no... five more... minutes..." Kokichi slurred, before slowly opening his eyes and frowning at Keebo. "What was that for? I'm tiiiiiired!". He tried to clamber back onto Keebo's back, but Keebo kept a tight hold of him and refused to let Kokichi move any closer to him or his back.

"If you're that tired, then let's get you to bed, and Miu and I can have movie night without you." Keebo said. Miu threw Keebo a confused glance, not knowing anything about movie night plans, but nodded anyways.

"Heh yeah, I guess once the brat goes to bed, the actual date can start! And we can share this amazing ice cream, hm?" Miu added, laughing loudly, and bringing out a tub of Neapolitan ice cream from the plastic bag. 'So that's what the sudden shopping trip was for...' Keebo thought to himself.

Kokichi's eyes lit up, sparking like stars as he saw the tub. He dashed away from Keebo and towards Miu, but Miu held the tub up high in the air, teasing him with the brightly coloured box. "This is for movie night! Now are you opening the fucking door or not?"

Kokichi pouted, but unlocked and opened the door, skipping through the doorway like a dog excited to go on a walk, Miu and Keebo following behind, into the living room. Kokichi jumped into the air, flinging himself onto the soft couch, Keebo sitting daintily next to him, and Miu following behind, chucking the tub of ice cream at Keebo's face. Luckily Keebo caught the tub with shaking hands, and glanced at Miu confused.

"Go on! Sort out the ice cream for us!"

"But there's three flavours here! Which do I pick? I personally like vanilla but-"

"Trust a robot to pick the most boooooring answer! I want strawberry! Gimmie, gimmie!" Kokichi hyperactively asked, pulling Keebo upwards and pushing him towards the kitchen.

"And I want the best flavour - which is obviously chocolate! Make it already before we get bored and start kissing without you!" Miu called after Keebo, before grabbing Kokichi's hand and pulling him towards the sofa. Kokichi - confused and flustered as hell by Miu's comment - had no comeback to make and simply allowed her to push him onto the soft cushions, sitting next to him. He felt his heartrate quicken as Miu lent closer, and did his best to keep his emotions from showing-

-And then Miu chucked the tv remote at him.

He gave it a confused look, and then glanced back up at Miu, who was trying not to laugh. "Well pissant? What are you waiting for, hurry up and choose a fucking movie! Or what, did you think I was going to kiss you?" She laughed again and Kokichi tried to hide his red face from view. "At least buy me dinner first, AHAHA!" Her booming laugh echoed around the room, and Kokichi had to force himself to remain still and not cover his ears. Miu was nice... just overwhelming at times.

As Kokichi's face refused to pale, his mind blank as he watched Miu laugh, it was Keebo who saved him, re-entering the living room with three bowls. The atmosphere now safely broken, Kokichi turned his head to the tv, his emotional mask now back in place, and selected a movie, as a white ceramic bowl was passed to him, the bright pink ice cream popping in sight against a smooth metal spoon. Without wasting a moment, he grabbed the spoon and shoved some ice cream in his mouth - Keebo elbowing Miu in irritation at her facial expression as he passed a bowl to her - as he picked a movie.

"You know..." Kokichi said, as he relaxed on the sofa, allowing his walls to come down slightly as Keebo moved away from Miu and sat to Kokichi's left, Miu sitting to Kokichi's right. "It's strange how we all get along so well. I mean... we all like different flavours of ice cream. How can opposites attract so well?"

The movie began to play, but no one was paying attention to the movie. For once, Miu's face was soft and concerned, as she took a moment to scrutinise Kokichi's expression. With a small grin she leaned over, grabbed Kokichi's spoon - strawberry ice cream still attached to the metal - and put the spoon in her mouth.

"Well I don't know about you but... I really like this ice cream too." She said, passing the spoon back to Kokichi. Kokichi went to grab it, cheeks red, but Miu lifted it high into the air, deliberately teasing Kokichi, and passed it instead to Keebo. Keebo took it, slightly confused.

"Well? Eat it! Stick it in your mouth already and tell Kokichi how it tastes!" Miu said, throwing her arms desperately into the air. Neither Keebo nor Kokichi even wanted to guess what she was thinking about, so Kokichi simply kept quiet, and Keebo nodded with agreement, and ate some of the ice cream, finally passing the spoon back to Kokichi, who took it with a sigh of relief.

At Miu's threatening glare, Keebo quickly turned to Kokichi. "The - umm - the ice cream tasted fine." He said. "Honestly I like all three flavours."

"Same here!" Miu yelled. "What's the point of buying Neapolitan ice cream if you're not going to eat all of it?! Each flavour is special and they all taste amazing!"

"Miu... Keebo..." Kokichi muttered to himself, trying to hide the redness of his cheeks and eyes, blinking back sudden tears. Once the tears were successfully pushed back, he smiled, and ate the remainder of the ice cream left on his spoon, leaning back comfortably into the fluffy cushions on their sofa, choosing a movie he knew Miu hated with a simple click of the remote control.

As Miu started to yell in frustration, he sat back and watched, chuckling slightly, curled into Keebo's side. The ice cream in all three of their bowls melted, but none of them cared, as they found each other's company more important. Kokichi chuckled once again, feeling his eyes softly close as he leant more against Keebo, feeling Miu relax next to him as the movie started to play as she noticed his tired state.

He may not understand why they both seemed to enjoy his presence so much...

... but he couldn't say he didn't mind.

Hey! This was a one-shot I wrote for a friend's birthday!

You know who you are - I honestly wish I could have thrown Sou and Byakuya into this for you too, but you'll just have to make do XD

Ly and yes, it's a bit late ik XD

And to you guys who read it who aren't my specific friend this is dedicated to, I hope you enjoyed it.

But for now...

Peachy out! 😊