???

Ned

Wait no wrong person

Boss

Boss

Bosssss

I know your not working come one pleassseeeee

...

I'm sorry for this morning

???

And you are?

???

Ouch ik I broke your mug but
Man that's just cruel

???

Yeah I'm not your boss

???

You sure???

???

Very

???

Well shit sorry mam/sir/

...

What is a gender neutral
word for that

???

Mx

Also I'm keeping you

???

What?

???

That sounded weird didnt it

???

Very

???

Yeahhh

...

Anyway I'm gonna go now

???

No

???

Excuse me

???

You are excused

Anyway you said you keeping me
You dont get to leave until ik your not gonna track and kidnap me

I quite working in that shop yk

O shoot I need to text them

???

Oh simple I'm not exactly cis
And no one really give gender
neutral titles or even asks for
them

???

Well then there dicks and
just punch them

Also what should I call you

WAIT IK WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE
AVANGER

???

...

I dont really have one

???

How do you not have a favourite avanger

I'll just call you...

Mx banner

???

Please no

???

Wait... DO YOU NOT LIKE
MR BANNER

fine then mx cup

~ ??? Changed ??? Name to Mx Cup~

Mx cup

Ok that just makes no sense

???

I'm watching beuty and the best rn

Mx cup

Makes sense

Anyway I'm calling
You belle from now one then

???

...

Mx cup

What dont like it?

???

I'm ftm

Mx cup

Oh shit I'm so sorry kid
I should of asked

???

It's fine you didnt know

Mx cup

I could of asked tho

???

Seriously it's fine i still get called a girl anyway at school

...

Oh shit

Mx cup

1. School? just how old are you

2. Who

???

1. 15

2. That doesn't matter because as long as I take it no one else does also it's not physical hes just a dick who doesn't know or want to learn

Mx cup

You sure your ok kid

Also I thought of a name

How's owen

???

Yep I'm fine also why owen

Mx cup
I'm watching touchwood

???

I love you

Mx cup

Woah slow down there mate
atlest let me take you on a date
first

(I'm joking btw I'm
like to old for you)

???

Sorry it's just I've watched
Tourchwood like 3 times
and I still cry

Mx cup

SAME BUT NO ONE IN THE DAM HOUSE WATCHES IT

LIKE WHO GAVE THE BRITISH THE RIGHT TO SUCH GOOD TV

???

IKR

~Mx cup changed ??? Name to Mr owen~

Mr owen

Mr? Dude you know I'm
15 right

Mx cup

Yep but I'm Mx so your Mr

Mr owen

Fair enough

ANYWAY

Mx cup

Yes?

Mr owen

I have homework

Do you happend to know
Norse mythology I kinda
suck at the subject

Mx cup

Fortunately for you I do what
do you need help with.

Mr owen

So <insert random questions
cuz I dont know shit on it>

Mx cup

One sec let me ask just to be sure

Ok so it's <insert answer to question>

Mr owen

THANK YOU

you are a life saver my
dear cup

Mx cup

Never call me that again

~15 mins later~

Kid?

~30 mins later~

Hello?

~1 hour later~

Kid answer me or I'll
start a fucking search
party

Mr owen

AHH

IM SO SO SORRY

MY BOSS CALLED ME
AND THEN I LOST MY
PHONE

IM SORRY

Mx cup

Woah kid calm it I was just
worried I'm glad you okay

Mr owen

Why?

I mean you've just met
me a few hours ago and
I'm really not all that special
so why would you be worried

Mx cup

Kid?

Mr owen

I'm sorry I didnt mean to-

Mx cup

It's fine

Mr owen

How did u just cut of my text

Mx cup

Magic?

Mr owen

Yh no

I'm a scientist I'm not
gonna believe that

Mx cup

Wait what

You have a brain?

Mr owen

EXUSE ME

yes I have a brain I'm a
straight A student at
one of the smartest schools
in my area

Mx cup

Mhm ok sure

Mr owen

I AM

anyway I gotta go I'm busy

Byeee

Mx cup

Bye kid

Tw

The next part is a convo between peter a skip. If you dont know who skip is he r@p3d peter when he was 11 (dont quote me on the age) and forced him to watch it. Also skip gaslight peter in this into saying he "enjoyed it"
Other than that an other person comes.
Then skip leaves and says "by peter" and "parker" basically just telling the other person spidermans name.

Peter's pov:

"Come on down Enistin it's been to long"

"Leave me be skip. We both know you won't win this one. Not anymore"

"Come ON SPIDY. we BOTH know you'll loose one look at me and I win"

"I know"

"So stop texting that freind of your's and get down here so we can have some fun"

"You mean you"

"No I mean us you know you enjoyed it. Come on Parker don't lie"

"I was 11. I never wanted that I never even knew what you were doing"

"What the hell is this. You're a fully grown man. I better just be taking this the wrong way"

"And you ar- OH SHIT... well see you out there Peter"

"Fuck off skip"