happened a few hours after "I meet the Greeks" cuz it didn't take too long to travel to Egypt from Greece hehe

Me: *paddling along the Nile like a normal person*

Sobek: *pops outta nowhere* HI THERE :D

Me: GAH!

Hapi: *pops outta nowhere* HI THERE :D

Me: GEEZUS- DON'T DO THAT oh great i just quoted apollo didn't i

*later*

Horus: *in the distance* ANUBIS!!!

Anubis: *in the distance* WHAAAAAT!!!!

Horus: *in the distance* JUST WANT TO SAY HIIIIIIIII!!!!

Anubis: *in the distance* K!!!!

Osiris: *in the distance* WILL YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN????

Me: oh boy what's going on over there

*paddle paddle paddle*

*Osiris, Anubis and Horus are just sitting by the Nile on lawn chairs with sunglasses, coconut drinks with little umbrellas in them and leis*

Me:

Me: Um- why were you guys screaming so loud when yall are literally sitting directly next to each other??

Horus: Hm? Oh cuz we felt like it.

Anubis: Yeah

Osiris: Yeah

Me: 

Me: Um alright then-

Me: Anyways I was bored so I decided to pay you guys a visit. Mind doing something funny for content?

Horus: Was the toilet papering of Set's house not funny enough?

Me: Nah I just need new-

Osiris: the WHAT

Horus: Um

Anubis: The toilet papering of BETH'S house. Yeah

Horus: Who the heck is- *Anubis elbows him* OW i mean yeah Beth's house.

Osiris: ok GOOD cuz if you DID toilet paper Set's house... oh boy he's gonna start the Contendings all over again

Horus:

Horus: Oh shoot-

Anubis: You done screwed up man, and now I'm low on toilet paper!

Me: Ha I ain't sticking around for the Contendings 2.0

Me: Chaow bois