Horus: Yo Yo Yooo!

Anubis: Sup

Thoth: According to my calculations, you want us to go on a food run with you?

Horus:

Horus: How did you-

Thoth: I know stuff, aight?

Anubis: Another food run? Last time we raided a Burger King.

Horus: And this time, I was thinking ✨McDonalds✨

Anubis: Aight so what's the plan?

Horus: *tells them the plan* Yall in?

Anubis:

Thoth:

Horus: I'll take that as a yes bois

-- Later --

Horus: *walking downtown* Yo peeps, nothing to see here just a very mortal-looking not-very-war-god-like human being walking his black jackal and ibis bird.

Thoth: Mortals don't just walk around with jackals and ibises!

Horus: Shut up bird brain

Anubis: *L A U G H S*

Mortals: *confused as to why there is a jackal who laughs like a human*

Horus: *steps on Anubis's paw*

Anubis: OW WTF-!

Horus and Thoth: Shut tf up!

Anubis: NO YOU!

Horus: Seriously dude you finna give us away

*approaches McDonalds*

Horus: Yall remember the plan right

Anubis: unfortunately yes

Thoth: According to my calculations, this plan has a 37% chance of succeeding.

Horus: Wha- WHY??

Thoth: Well, according to my approximations-

Horus: Ya know what nvm

*goes into McDonalds while Anubis and Thoth wait outside*

*sneaks into the kitchen*

*chucks fries and hamburgers out the drive thru window*

Anubis: Head's up dawg! 

Thoth: You're the dog!

Anubis: Not the point you idiot- 

*gets smacked on the head by Thoth and a hamburger patty at the same time*

Horus: *comes out* DUDES WTF-!

Anubis: What?

Thoth: *facepalms*

Horus: You two were supposed to catch the food that I threw! Now they're on the ground!

Anubis: Ohh..-

Thoth: *points at Anubis* BLAME HIM.

Anubis: Hey!

Horus: Oh my god-