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Hermes: *walks up to Apollo* I'm-

Apollo: Bored?

Hermes: Yeah. Wait how'd u know?

Apollo: First of all, I'm the god of prophecy. I know things. 

Apollo: Second of all, you're always bored when you talk to me.

Hermes: Accurate.

Hermes: But anyways, wanna play Guess Who Olympian Edition?

Apollo: Seriously? Am I a baby to you?

Hermes: Hey, babies can do amazing things! When I was a baby, I-

Apollo: stole all my cows. I remember.

Hermes: Dude I was hungry!

Apollo: Yeah, and I'm Zeus.

Hermes:

Hermes: Wait- are you?

Apollo: Bruh.

Hermes: Whatever, let's just play. 

*after setting up*

Hermes: Hm...

Hermes: Is your mystery person cool?

Apollo: HECK YEAH BABY

Apollo: Is your mystery person cooler than mine?

Hermes: Yep.

Hermes: But judging by your confidence, I guess that your mystery person is... you?

Apollo: :0

Apollo: HOWD YOU KNOW? WAIT A SEC- WHO'S YOURS???

Hermes: Me. 

Artemis: *in the distance* APOLLO!

Artemis: WHERE ARE YOU, DOLT? *walks into the room*

Apollo: *ignores* WAIT YOU SAID THAT YOU'RE COOLER THAN ME???

Hermes: Well duh.

Apollo: WHAT!

Hermes: Yuh

Apollo: Well that makes me hotter than you 😎

Hermes:

Hermes: I'd rather be cool than hot, thank you very much.

Artemis:

Artemis: *facepalms* Boys.