Anubis: Wepwawet

Wepwawet: What now? don't tell me you're gonna change your name again

Anubis: Nah i'm over that.

Wepwawet: ok GUD, so what?

Anubis: How would you feel if I got a doggo?

Wepwawet: Well don't you have Ammit already?

Anubis: Yeah but she's too... lion-y. And hippo-y. And crocodile-y. I want a normal doggo.

Wepwawet: Aight go and get one

Anubis: Really? THANKS BRO :D

*goes to the pet store*

Bastet: Hello there and welcome to the Ankh Pet Store! What could I get for you today?

Anubis: Yo uh have any doggos on sale?

Bastet: Yep! Over there, by the cats.

Anubis: Thanks dude

*goes to the dogs*

Anubis: AWWWWWWW I WANT THIS ONE! *points to the floofy brown one*

Bastet: Ok that'll be-

Anubis: *picks up the doggo and throws a bunch of cash on the counter* KEEP THE CHANGE BUDDY! THANKS! *runs back to Wepwawet with the doggo*

Wepwawet: You really went and got one.

Anubis: You thought I was kidding? *puts doggo down* AWW WHOS MY GOOD DOGGY? WHOS MY GOOD DOGGY? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!

Ammit:

Ammit: 

Ammit:

Ammit: ????????????????????!!!

Wepwawet: Isn't it weird how he's part dog himself and he got a dog?

Anubis: *off to the side* IM NOT A DOG!!!

Wepwawet: Sorry, JACKAL. *to Ammit* But isn't it still weird?

Ammit: *blinks in yes*