Seven: welcome to.... Fuck, Marry, and Kill!!

You: *pops up* whoa! Why am I suddenly here, I was playing mystic messenger...

Zen: Playing what? Anyways why did you want me here, Seven?

Seven: like I said we're gonna play fuck, marry, and kill...

Yoosung: I came here since Seven invited me

You: Baehee, you're here!!

Jaehee: don't call me that. And I only came here since Y/n said that Zen's here...

Zen: *looks at Jumin* why is Mr. Trust fund kid here?

Jumin: I only came here since Seven stole Elizabeth *glares at Seven* and I chase after him since the guards are on their day off.

Seven: I guess you can say it's killing two birds at one stone

All (except you): ...

You: *snorts*

RFA: *looks at you weirdly*

You: what? Anyways Seven let's start the game...

Seven: Okay, Yoosung go first.

Yoosung: I'm gonna *bleep* Jaehee?? I guess... Marry Y/n, and kill Zen.

You: wait... Why is it there a censored sound when Yoosung said "fuck"??

Seven: lololol don't look at me. It was Author chan's idea.

Me (the author): because Yoosung's a cinnamon roll... Anyways forget about me. Jaehee you're next.

Jaehee: me? But I'm just here to watch Zen... *Blushes*

Zen: I'm gonna fuck Y/n, kill Jumin and of course marry myself...

Yoosung: *pulls out scissors* *whispers* I swear I'm gonna cut his hair any minute...

You: *gives Seven a "Mission: Remove Zen's Narcissistic attitude" look*

Jaehee: *yawns* what about you, Y/n??

You: I'm gonna fuck Seven, marry Seven, and kill-

Yoosung: Seven??

You: no. I'll kill *demon voice* Elizabeth the 3rd

Seven: *dramatically gasp* but I thought you love Elly?!?!

You: I did... But then Elly *points at Elly who was in Jumin's arms* takes your attention from me *sobs*

Jaehee: *hugs you* there there... Let it all out...

Seven: ... Okay? Well to make you feel better I'll fuck Y/n, marry Y/n, and kill...

Zen: kill Jumin?

Jumin: what's up with killing me??

Seven: haha Jumin said 'what's Up'

Unknown: hello...

Seven: Bro! You're here!!

Unknown: *rolls eyes* yeah whatever. I came earlier, I just eavesdrop... Anyways fuck Y/n, marry Y/n and kill Seven

Seven: but I'm your brother!!

Jumin: See! I'm not the only one who was hated by people, lol.

Seven: Jumin just loled

Jumin: *groans* anyways my turn.. fuck Y/n, kill Seven since he always steals Elly and marry Zen

All: ... *Crickets*

Zen: I want divorce

~Meanwhile~

V: guys! I can't get out of my car... I can see darkness...

(A/n: lololol I just broke the fourth wall and at the pic, credits to the artist).