Me: Hello hello. Today we got new ship

707: Lololo who is it?

Yoosung: I hope is not me!

Me: Ahem... Today's ship is...

Tadaa

Zen: Me and little brother... Oh my...

Saeran: Wait... Why am I shipped with this narcissistic guy?

Jumin: Because in one of Zen's bad endings you were his princess. I ship them

707: Lololol Saeran I'll give you dress

Saeran: Shut up idiot brother

Yoosung: I don't ship them

Jaehee: I WONT SHIP THIS

V: If they're happy, I support them

Vanderwood: I don't ship them.

Me: Well they're cute, but I don't ship them so much. That's all for today. See ya soon ^^