Hoseok★: Failed my midterms again T_T

Jungkook Jeon: That's because you were practicing dance all night lol

Hoseok★: How did you even graduate before me... You're not even that smart...

Jungkook Jeon: I work hard when I want something looool you should try it sometime

Tae: Aw guys remember when Jungkook was still in high school? He hated studying lololol

Hoseok★: And then he skipped grades and graduated early and left me in the dust ;-;

Yoongi Min: Hoseok, you should study harder if you want to work for my company after you graduate.

Hoseok★: I'm still on the list?! X_X

Jin: Omg unfairrr. That's nepotism.

Yoongi Min: No, it's called recruitment.

Hoseok★: What's nepotism?

Tae: Wait!!

Hoseok★: Eh???

Tae: I think someone's in the chat.. ;;

Yoongi Min: Jimin...?

Jin: Wtf. How did it get in here?

Tae: Hacker!!!

Hoseok★: hUH?! THERE'S A HACKER IN OUR ROOM??!!

Hoseok★: Tae gent rid off iy!

Jin: loooool those typos Hobi

Tae: I'm looking into it

Yoongi Min: Who are you? Why are you here?

Yoongi Min: Assistant Jeon.

Jungkook Jeon: Yes?

Yoongi Min: Why is there a stranger here?

Jungkook Jeon: idk... no one can enter without downloading our private bts app. It must've downloaded it somehow.

Hoseok★: But I thought Tae made it only for us??

Jungkook Jeon: Maybe someone downloaded it twice?

Tae: Maybe??

Jin: Wasn't me.

Yoongi Min: Then who did?

Jimin: Hello...

Hoseok★: Omfg it's taLKING

Jungkook Jeon: Who are you? Where did you come from? How did you get this app?

Tae: Oh, wait. I found something weird.

Jin: Oh, do tell, Tae darling.

Tae: Well, I traced the IP...

Yoongi Min: Get on with it, boy.

Tae: It's from Bang PD's apartment.

Hoseok★: Bang PD's apartment?

Jungkook Jeon: Pardon?

Yoongi Min: Where is it?

Tae: Bang PD's apartment's location is classified. Can't say.

Yoongi Min: But you know?

Tae: Of course, dummy! I know everything lmaoooo

Jungkook Jeon: Well, it talked, so I guess it's a person.

Hoseok★: Who are you? Why are you in Bang PD's apartment??

Hoseok★: How did you get this app?

Hoseok★: I'm scared T.T

Hoseok★: I thought the apartment had a pasdwoed locj?

Jungkook Jeon: typo

Jin: Break-in?

Jungkook Jeon: "Jimin," you should confess.

Tae: lmao kookie it's not gonna confess. would u?

Jungkook Jeon: No. At least I tried.

Yoongi Min: Hey. You. Quit shitting around.

Hoseok★: omggggggggggg

Yoongi Min: Reveal yourself. Or pay.

Jin: loooooooooool "or pay"

Jungkook Jeon: lmao kinky

Yoongi Min: Assistant Jeon?

Jungkook Jeon has left the chatroom.

Jin: anyways

Jin: What if it's a girl??

Tae: lmfao don't be so excited. you still have your celebrity reputation to keep up.

Jin: omg

Jin: ~I'm not famous~

Hoseok★: You have so many hits on YouTube..

Hoseok★: I wish I had that many on my dance videos /sigh/

Tae: omg lol

Jungkook Jeon has entered the chatroom.

Jungkook Jeon: It has that many views for a reason. It was beautiful.

Tae: lmaooooooo Jeon you hoe

Jungkook Jeon: I'm just appreciating art.

Tae: k.

Yoongi Min: Hey.

Yoongi Min: Let's not get distracted.

Hoseok★: ahdixkskxmx i forgof

Jin: who is this "Jimin"

Hoseok★: yeaj tell ud!

Jin: With proper grammar.

Tae: if it doesn't say anything, I'll hack in and find out.

Jin: ....Perhaps...

Jin: She's a fan of mine??

Jimin: What's going on?

Hoseok★: IY SPOKE AGAIN

Jin: Are you a woman?

Tae: I can find out..

Hoseok★: doesn't that violate privacy laws?

Tae: I never said I actually was hackinf

Hoseok★: omg Tae come back

Yoongi Min: Jimin, tell us who you are and exactly how you got here.

Jimin: ...Why? I don't even know where I am!

Yoongi Min: What?

Hoseok★: Maaaaybe we should introduce ourselves?

Yoongi Min: Excuse me?

Yoongi Min: Hoseok

Hoseok★: Hi! My name is Hoseok Jung, I'm 24, and I'm currently a college student! :-)

Yoongi Min: You did not just.

Jin: Well, since Hoseok introduced himself, I might as well~

Jin: I'm Jin. 26, musical actor and model. I also make mukbang videos on the Internet. You might recognize me^^

Jin:

Tae: omg lmao jin

Yoongi Min: idiots

Jungkook Jeon: My eyes have been cleansed. Thank you, hyung.

Tae: looooool hi I'm Taehyung. Not a 23 year old hacker, nope~

Tae: oh yeah btw that grump over there is Yoongi. He's 25 and an heir to a huge company. Jungkook's his assistant. He's 21.

Yoongi Min: Why...

Tae: Not like you would've said it lmfao

Tae: O yeah Yoongi has the cutest cat ever. Holly~

Yoongi Min: Hey. Piss off. Strangers don't need to know about her.

Jin: Let's not talk about cats. My face is swelling at the thought of them. ;-;

Tae: Anyways, Jimin, who are you? How'd you get the app? How'd you get to the apartment?

Jimin: I connected with a random stranger, and he told me to come here.. His screen name was "Unknown." Do you know him?

Jin: Uh, that's really weird.

Yoongi Min: Just following the instructions of a stranger on the internet? How naive.

Tae: No one else is supposed to know about this app... Nothing's in the log either.

Hoseok★: Wtf?! Are we in danger?

Tae: Hey, did "Unknown" tell you the password to the apartment?

Jimin: Yeah.. I didn't do anything!

Tae: Interesting... How did you even get this app?

Jimin: I just wanted to talk to pretty boys...

Jin: Omgg /blushes/ yOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME??

Jungkook Jeon: omg

Yoongi Min: Idiots.

Yoongi Min: Hey, should we call in RM? I think he should know this.

Jin: I can call him.

Yoongi Min: K. Tell him to come here if he can.

Jin: Okay.

Hoseok★: Jin talks to RM a lot.. Almost more than you do, Tae.

Tae: lol tru

Jimin: RM?

Tae: o lol he's our leader.

Hoseok★: He never chats anymore...

Jungkook Jeon: He's always busy..

Yoongi Min: What did you expect? He's an important person.

Jimin: So... can anyone explain what this is?

Yoongi Min: How do we know if we can trust you? You're in Bang PD's apartment, after all...

Yoongi Min: Until we figure out who you are, we can't reveal anything.

Tae: I know who he is.

Jimin: What?!

Tae: I looked into the owner of the device.

Tae: He's cute lol.

Jin: He? >_< Are my charms wasted now?

Jimin: Yah, hold on! Isn't this an invasion of privacy?

Jungkook Jeon: So it's confirmed that it's a boy?

Tae: Ya.

Jungkook Jeon: Show me a photo.

Tae: Well, if you insist~

Jimin: Wait, hold on!

Tae:

Jin: Is that Jimin?!

Yoongi Min: ??

Jungkook Jeon: omfg.

Hoseok★: Oh, you were right, Tae. He is kinda cute lol!

Hoseok★: Kinda dorky, but still a cutie! :-)

Jungkook Jeon:

Jungkook Jeon: That's a photo of me..

Jin: ?!?!

Hoseok★: omg lol I didn't recognize you at all

Jin: I am disappointed.

Jungkook Jeon: Me too.

Jungkook Jeon: You'd think my own boss would recognize me.

Yoongi Min: In my defense, I've never seen such an unprofessional expression from you.

Jungkook Jeon: ....