Elizah's POV

As we entered the shop I couldn't help but look around.

Coffins. Coffins everywhere.

There where shelves containing human organs and a desk (A/n: correct me if I'm wrong. I haven't taken a good look in Undertaker's shop xD) in the middle of the room.

And there on the floor was a butler with long brown hair that has been tied back in a low ponytail using a big red bow. He seems to be terrified of something or someone. And beside him was a woman in red wearing the same expression, but this time she is standing. And lastly behind her was an asian man wearing chinese clothes and with closed eyes, with the same terrified expression as the two.

I couldn't help but giggle at the sight as I look at what they're looking at. Huh.. He looks strangely familiar.. I look at a man with long silver hair with bangs that are covering his eyes and seems to be wearing a black robe with a sash tied around his shoulders to his hips. He was standing in front of the trio with a gigantic grin stretched across his face, he also had  a scar going along his face and neck, and he had long black fingernails.

He turned his attention to Ciel and his butler before saying "Ello' young lord. Do I finally have the pleasure on fitting you in one of my coffins today?" He asked "No. That isn't why I'm here. I wanted to-" he gets cut off by Undertaker "No need to say, I'm already aware.. Very well aware!" He continues "One of my recent customer was a bit unusual shall we say! I helped though.. I made them look beautiful again!" He grinned.

"I would like the details please." Ciel said with a bored expression.

"I see now, So the funeral parlor is only your cover business." Lau said "How much is it for information?" He asked.

Undertaker ran up to Lau uncomfortably close and said "I have no need for the Queen's coins!!" He yelled at Lau's face scaring the poor Asian man "There's only one thing I want from you!!" He turned to Ciel and proceeded to run up to his face "Please!! My lord!! Give it to me and I'll tell you anything!!" He said "Give me the extraordinary gift of true laughter!!!" He yelled with his arms wide "Just one joke and all me' information is yours!!" He proceeded to hug his sides twirling his body around giggling. You could hear Ciel mumble "Lunatic." I only giggled and said.

"My Lord, isn't that a bit rude?" I grinned at him as he looked at me then back at Undertaker "Whatever." He mumbled. I only giggled again before turning my attention back at Undertaker.

"Leave it to me my lord." Lau said "Here is my joke, its a classic on which side does a tiger have the most stripes.. On the outside!!" He exclaimed. I swear I could hear cricket's in the background "Get it? Haha?" He awkwardly asked. Everyone was quiet.

"My turn!" Madame Red stepped in "I live for gossip!! This story will make you laugh so hard you'll simply curl up and die!!" She exclaimed.

~|| Time skip after Madame Red's joke because Author-Chan is lazy ||~

Madame Red and Lau both had masks covering their mouth's with big red 'X's on the middle.

"Now my Lord it seems that your the only one left!" Undertaker said with a wide grin "I gave you a special discount last time and I'm not gonna do it again!" He said while pointing at Ciel. Oh dear, have I been forgotten? I thought to my self but kept quiet not wanting to disturb them.

Ciel growled "It can't be helped." Sebastian said while walking up from behind Ciel "Sebastian?" Ciel whispered looking up at him.

"Everyone, please wait outside." He said "And no matter what happens do not attempt to listen to this" He said darkly as he turned to look at us.

We all obliged and hastily went outside. Everything was silent for a moment before laughter boomed from inside shaking the whole building and making the sign fall off. I only giggled as the door opened revealing Sebastian.

"Please do come back in now! I believe he'll tell us all we need to know." He said as he stepped to the side allowing us to step inside. Undertaker was slumped onto his desk mumbling things to himself before giggling. But that only caused me to grin.

What a weird man you are Undertaker.. But that only makes you even more interesting..

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I'm sorry for taking so long!!
I had to rewatch the first episode of Black butler because I couldn't remember what happened here xD

And I had to cut it off there because my laptop shut down not even halfway through the episode ;-; now I have to wait for it to charge dammit..

Anyway I hope you understand xD and I hope you enjoyed this chapter!!