in the same AU as Game night. Im really enjoying writing all of these hero/villain/vigilante stories sm!! n theyre non depressing, a lovely and welcome change for my book hehe
this is a short story cuz I love these sillies sm

"Fuck you bitch!" Innit screeched as the angelic hero threw him into a cell. The iron door was shut quickly after.

The hero sighed and rolled his eyes, he snapped his fingers and two workers ran to stand behind him. "Keep guard in front of this cell. I don't want that pest getting out." He barked, gaining a 'yes sir' from both guards. "Good boys." The hero smirked, before turning away.

"Fuck you! Siren will come for me, he'll fucking kill all of you I swear to fucking prime!" Innit continued to screech, his shouts only being interrupted by the sound of someone clearing their throat. The vigilantes tail puffed up in fear and his body jerked, frightened by the sudden noise. He turned around to see where it came from.

His gaze met the deep sea-colored eyes of the one and only. "Sooo.. about that." Siren spoke awkwardly, drawing out his words and accompanying them with a nervous smile.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me-" Innit groaned, dropping to the floor with a huff.

"IM SORRY!" Siren screeched defensively, he didn't really mean to get captured by the #1 hero in their country. It just sort of.. happened, ykno?

From his position on the ground, Innit glared daggers into the Villains eyes. "You better be bitch. And when Raven, or Crow, or Minotaur get here and save us, I'm gonna bite the living shit out of you." He snarled, only half joking on his threat.

Siren nervously chuckled as he scooted away from the vigilante, "Alright.. you stay over there then."

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finished feb 27 2024 ??:??

Erm.. so guess who forgot they had this in their drafts?