"tubbo! i'm home!" i yelled, setting my stuff down.
           i heard laughing come from the bathroom. confused, i went upstairs and put my ear to the door.

"yarrr!" he yelled, acting like a pirate. i got even more confused.
"man down! man down!" he started, "everyone in the water, we're getting attacked!" i imagined him in a red red and black pirate outfit. i silently laughed.
i heard splashing like he jumped in the water.

"everyone! get your guns and shoot!"
      "pew pew" he made the sound effect.

i slowly opened the door, watching his eyes widen as i giggled.
        he was dressed in a pirate outfit and in the tub

"what're you doing?" i laughed.
           "im in my ship?" he questioned
"that's a tub!"

"fuck you"