So before I start this chapter I'll say "YESSS I GOT TOP 4, THANK YOU JESUS". Okay on to the chapter

Our teacher yesterday said that everyone in Music got a lower average compared to last quarter, and then my very intelligent friend said "Oh no! I'll get a line of eight". And everyone just stared at her and was like "are you fucking kidding me?"

Like seriously, some students are worried whether they'll get a line of seven and are happy when they get a line of eight! Just be thankful that you got a high grade.

I then proceeded to say sarcastically "Oh no! It's not like getting a line of eight is fine. And it's not like you have a high grade overall so it won't probably affect your average that. How unfortunate"

And because one of my classmates is a dumbass, he yelled at me "Nose bleed!"

Only pinoys can understand that last sentence.