So you might be looking at the title and saying "What is that?" And the phans here are probably "I DONT NEED MORE FLASHBACKS FROM THIS BOOK"

For the people who don't know this, the Hat Fic is basically a book I regret reading and don't recommend anyone to read it. It's just.... traumatising (And saying this probably makes you even more curious, but just don't)

So my friend asked me "What book do you regret reading?"
I replied with "The Hat Fic"
And she pointed out that I kept telling the whole group about it but not really telling what happens.

And then she told me to send her the link to it. I don't know whether it was just her curiosity that made her read this.

When I was back in my house I sent her the link and a few minutes later I asked "How was it?"

And she messaged back "Let's just say...Ummm...dan put out his penis..And..Umm..penis.."

This was the most hilarious thing I received that day.

I also dared my other friend to read it and she kept giggling after it to keep her sanity. Yeah, I know.