dad: *opens a container with sushi" wanna try some

Me: sure

Dad: *grabs a California roll*

Me: *eats* this is good

Dad: wait wait *goes into cabinet and gets saracha* if you werent my daughter i would never do this *puts a lot on mine*

me: THATS A LOT

dad: no its not

Me: its like that ghost pepper on the cracker event!

Dad: okay fine. *takes some off*

Me: *eats it* holy crap this is good

Dad: I KNOW RIGHT