So this dream I had today/last night.

**WARNING**
WILL CONTAIN SEX, CANIBLISM, AND CARROTS!
SO IF YOU GET TRIGGERED BY ANY OF THESE DON'T READ THIS!

Ok for some reason I don't remember much of this dream, so you'll probably be just as confused as me!

So let's start with one thing I remember! Sex!
I was having sex with this girl, who I don't know irl, she had like this gypsy look to her. She was wearing purple jewelry and make up.

So you may be asking 'WHY IS THERE A CARROT IN THE WARNING THINGIE?' well I'll tell you this my beautiful hoe, she fucked me with a carrot! A carrot!

(Also I'm a female with a vagina, so that's why a carrot I guess?)

(And yes I'm doing the 'he fucked me with a toothbrush!' Thing)

Like no joke she fucked me with a big carrot and that's all I remember.

Switching scene to a random guy that looked like a hobo, he was wearing ragged clothes and had a long beard.

This hobo guy was eating a sandwich on a porch step, with a cop interviewing him. He told the cop something along the lines of "ya this is human meat" And held up his sandwich then took another bite of it.

That's when my mom woke me up so that's really all!

Thanks for reading about my weird dream! Please vote because I'm a desperate hoe!
Byeeeee