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( SEASON TWO )

Jared, Jensen & Nina are at the door of someone's house. Dean is wearing fake teeth.

Jared: Evan Hudson?

Evan: Yes?

Jensen: Hey man, have you been to a bar called Lloyd's? It would have been about two years ago.

Jared and Nina look over and laugh

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Ash: Sam. Dean. Sam and Dean.

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Jensen and Jared are fighting on top of the bed and Nina is trying to break them apart

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Offset: And, action!

Jared, Jensen and Nina are going down a cellar when all of a sudden water is poured over them.

Jared: Son of a bitch

Jensen: Better wake up in the morning!

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Jared: You told the pasian about the homicidal phantom clown?

Jensen: Apocalistic, apoc-apoc-apoc-what is it, apocalyptic clown?

Nina: What does that even mean?

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Jensen: Evil clown apocalypse, thank you.

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Jensen: Hey that's great

Jared: Hey that's a great idea, no shit Sherlock

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Jared farts then laughs. Jensen and Nina join in.

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Nina: He's, he's, he's too busy relieving himself.

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Jared farts again

Jensen: Oh my god!

Jared: God it's still in here

Nina: My eyes are watery

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Jared continues farting

Nina: You're so disgusting!

Jensen: Oh, you want a match? Somebody light a match. No, no, no don't, it'll explode

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Jared is still farting...Jensen makes gagging noises.

Jensen: I'm gonna throw up

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Jensen: I can't do it! It stinks in here!

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Jared: Ah, this isn't going so well

People laugh in the background

Jensen: Cut, print...*gibberish*

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Ava screams

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Jared is playing with his stomach and Jensen walks by to smack it

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Jensen is wearing a girly wig

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Ava screams again

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Offset: B Mark

Jared looks at the screen and makes funny faces.

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A little girl smiles at the camera

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Jensen burps and Jared laughs.

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Jensen and Jared are at a graveyard in front of a tombstone. Jared shakes his butt in front of the camera.

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Ava screams one last time

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Jensen: Cro-cro Croa-Croatian?

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At the graveyard scene, Jared uses a tool to hit the ground and splits his pants.

Jared: I just ripped my pants!

Jensen laughs

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Ava looks sheepishly into the camera

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Jensen: Crawfish? Cro-cro what is-

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Jared is running away from the camera, holding the butt of his pants that are now split.

Jared: I don't...

Jensen is laughing hysterically in he background

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Jensen makes a fart noise. He hits Jared and they start play fighting

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Jo screams into the phone at her ear. Then she coughs.

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Jared is checking the hole in his jeans

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Jensen: Dude, figured you're more her type, she's got pretty crappy...

Jared: You suck

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Jared and Nina are making out and he pushes her against the wall. Her head hits it hard.

Nina: Ow!

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Jared, Nina and Jensen are eating pizza when some of it falls into Nina's top. She reaches for it, but can't get it.

Nina: I'm so sorry

Jared: I got it

He tries to reach into her top, but she smacks his hand away.

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They eat their pizza and just start laughing for no reason

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Jared: Ligament

Jensen and Jared laugh.

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Jared: There's a ligament

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Jared starts laughing again

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Jensen and Nina are randomly dancing waltz in front of the camera.

Jensen: Are we ready for Dancing With the Stars yet?

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A little girl appears on screen with a set of long claws. She hisses

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Jared and Jensen pop up out of a dig up grave simultaneously. One goes down, the other goes up.

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Offset: Cuuuuut!

A little girl is messing around

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Jensen wears a thong on his head

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Offset: B Mark

Jensen smiles creepily into the camera with wide eyes.

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Jensen, Jared and Nina walk into a bar.

Jensen: How's it goin'?

Bartender: Livin' tee dream. What can I get for ya?

Jensen: Two beers and one margarita for the lady please

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Jensen: Two pita brusheers please

The bartender shakes up their drinks. Jared tries not to smile.

Jared: So uh...

Offset: Cuuut

They all laugh

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Nina licks her finger and sticks it inside Jared's ear.

Jared: Did you just give me a wet willy?

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Tara screams lamely into the camera. She clears her throat.

McG: Cut! What the hell was that?

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Jared impersonates Jensen in the camera.

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Jared wears a thong in his head

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Jensen, Jared and Nina are looking at some ectoplasm

Jared: Holy crap

Jensen reaches for the goo and looks at it. Jared looks at him and hey laugh

Jensen: That's ectoplasm.

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People talk down the hallway and Jensen, Nina and Jared move close to the wall. Jared makes the mistake of moving too far

Offset: Fixed up real nice, all the uh...

Jensen and Nina laugh as Jared goes into the room

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Jared: I've had it up to here with you!

Jensen: Yeah right back at cha!

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Jared: Firm conclusion

Jensen is messing with the guns and accidentally breaks it.

Jared: Every time you mess up I have to stand up and sit back down

Jensen: Oh I'm sorry

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Jared reaches for his money clip and Jensen pulls it away.

Nina: Guys you're being immature

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Jared: My legs are tired

Jensen: I'm so sorry

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Jared tackles Jensen onto the bed

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Jensen: You wanna play with the guns and have a thousand props to do while you say your lines?

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Jensen: Get off me!

Jared: Give it back!

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Jensen tries to fix his gun as he steadily looks at the camera. Jared and  Nina also turn around.

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Jared shrugs at the camera

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Jensen: Kick your ass!

They fall into be floor

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Jensen: I broke it

Offset: Cut

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Jensen: Why don't you try opening your beer bottle?

Jared: I don't until after I say no heads

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Jensen: No hearts?

Jared: No hearts.

Jared tries to open his bottle and fails.

Jared: None

Jared laughs.

Jensen: So ever

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Jensen comes out of Tara's trailer and falls.

Tara: You okay?

Offset: You okay?

Jensen: Like a cat. I always end up on all fours

Tara: You're one hell of a P.A.

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Jared: Elena, I love you

Nina walks away and Sam starts laughing.

Offset: Cut

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Jared: I. Love. You. Elena

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Jared is still laughing

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Jared: No more old  jokes. *smooches at Nina*

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He's laughing again

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Someone cusses in the background. They all laugh

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McG: That's what I'm talking about!

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A little girl forgets her lines.

Girl: Sorry

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Ellen and Jared laugh

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Jensen and Jared are playing Rock Paper Scissors. Jared beats him.

Jared: Ah Dean. Always with the scissors.

Jensen: Shut up. Two out of three

Jared: What?

Jensen stares at him waiting and Jared sighs. They play again and Jensen loses...again.

Jensen: We're supposed to be doing version one man

Jared: You just said do version two!

Jensen: No, no.

Jared: What's version one?!

Jensen: SILENCE!

Jared: We just did version one.

Jensen: Yeah but I didn't get the line in which means we gotta do version one again.

Jared: What's the line?

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Jared laughs into the camera as Jensen loses and makes faces.

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Jared laughs and walks away from the camera

Jared: What is that noise?!

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Jensen, Nina, Jared and Madison all look out the window. Jensen laughs.

Jared: The suns not up yet

Jensen: The Suns not up

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Jared and Jensen are in front of a window that's locked.

Offset: Rolling!

Jared: I can not open it! I can not open it! I can not open it.

Offset: *laughing* Were rolling! Frame!

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Jensen and Jared are going down stairs.

Jensen: How am I supposed to get to my mark first if you get in first?

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Jared is in front of the window shaking his head.

Jared: I can't open it

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Jensen is talking to a women at the jewelry store.

Jensen: Uh what?

Offset: Try again

Jensen slams his hand in the counter

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Offset: Open the fu***** window you d***!

Jared: I can't, they closed the latch too much. I cannot physically open this window!

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Jensen is in the bank with a very dead Ron on he floor

Jensen: I'm sorry Ron. You did a real good drug

Jensen laughs and so does Ron

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Jared: I'm gonna come in there and kick your little 5"4 ass!

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Ron: Come on guys, go

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Jensen is hugging Jessica.

Jess: Can't breathe!

Jensen lets her go and she clears her throat.

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Jared: Open the-"

Jensen and Jared try using a knife to open the latch

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Jay: Kickin' ass and takin' names!

He walks by and almost Knicks down a studio light

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Offset: Here. Let me help. You ready? And

Jared: I still can't open it

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Jensen is staring into something with a crazy look on his face.

Offset: Cut!

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Offset: And action!

Jared wiggles the knife into the window

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Ava: That was the most fun I've had in my whole life

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Jared continues to use the knife.

Offset: Cut!

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Jared spanks Jensen's butt in the trailer. Jared laughs.

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The YED is in the reapers body.

YED: Today's your lucky day kid

She tries to put her hand in front of Jensen's face but misses.

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She tries again but misses...again

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Jensen and Nina are ties into chair by Gordon. Jensen's breaks and he falls.

Jensen: I'm free!

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Jared motions to the camera as if saying "I'm watching you"

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Jared: Elena's got to be worried sick about you, let's just get out of here

We accidentally see a camera guy

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Jensen jumps out of a window

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Jo has her gun to Jensen's back.

Offset: 3,2,1

Jensen knocks the gun out of Jo's hand and the gun crashes to the floor. Jo is still going on as she pretends to punch him.  

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Bobby opens his door to find Jared impersonating Jensen. They laughs.

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Ash: Business up front, party in the back

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Jensen: Poke em in the eye! (Or something like that...)

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Jensen: Hi, I'm Jensen Ackles. You may know me from the award winning series...Dawson's Creek

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We see Jensen walking to the Impala with Jared in it

Jensen: Hey, you want breakfast?

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Jensen eats

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Jensen: I'm starving

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Jensen is on set Studio 9 and holds up a sandwich

Jensen: They're like miniature phillycheesesteak sandwiches they're delicious

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Jensen laughs with a mouthful of candy.

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Jensen is wearing his priest uniform and eats a little hot dog

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Jensen and Jared are in prison

Jensen: I like mine al dente

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Jensen is at the Winchester house eating a sandwich

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There are more continuous scenes of him eating