Me: I've decided we will have a Yugioh Tournament

Everyone: ALRIGHT

Me: so the first round is going to be Chaos vs oh wow it's me

Chaos: Your going down

Me: In your dreams

Chaos: bring it on

*to the field*

Chaos and Me: DUEL

Chaos: ladies first

Me: Big mistake I summon Mystical Elf in defense mode and set two cards face down

Chaos: No one uses Mystical Elf, that card sucks

Me: HEY

Chaos: My turn I draw, I summon scrap tuner in attack mode and equip it with the pendant of darkness which adds 500 attack point to it, I end my turn with a face down

Me: my turn I draw, I summon ducker mobile cannon, now I release both monsters to special summon odd-eyes dragon in attack mode, now attack his scrap Tuner

Chaos: I play Neglate attack, this stops your attack.

Me: Fine I end my turn

Chaos: My turn I draw, I summon lantern man in attack mode, now I tune my scrap Tuner with Lantern man and Synchro summon Scrap warrior, now I activate it's ability if I used a scrap monster to synchro summon scrap warrior than I can call it back to my field come back scrap tuner. Now I play the spell card scrap up, for every scrap monster on the field I can add 100 attack points to scrap warrior now attack Odd-eyes

Me: Trap open pinpoint guard, I can summon any monster from my graveyard to protect odd-eyes, but I still take 100 points of damage

Me-3900

Chaos: I end my turn

Me: my turn I draw I normal summon herald the light magician and activate it's ability I can summon two pendulum monsters to my hand I end my turn.

Saturn: Hey Pendulum isn't odd-eyes a pendulum monster

Me: O-O oh yeah, I just let me play

Saturn: fine

Chaos: my turn I draw I play the spell card Card destruction, both players must discard their hand and draw the same number of cards. Now I summon ambulanceroid in defense mode. I set one card face down and end my turn

Me: My turn I draw, I set the pendulum scale with stargazer magician and time gazer magician I pendulum summon Odd-eyes pendulum dragon, herald of creation and gray wing dragon. Next I release Herald of creation, and gray wing dragon to the graveyard to special summon Odd-Eyes Saber Dragon. Next I activate it's effect by sending odd-eyes dragon to the graveyard I can add 1500 attack points to Odd-Eyes Saber dragon. Now attack Scrap warrior.

Chaos- 2200

Me: I end my turn

Chaos: you have two odd-eyes

Me: I just now got New monsters for my beginner deck so I'm on a whole new level

Chaos: My turn I draw, I summon Tuner Roid and now tune my Ambulanceroid and my tuner Roid to Synchro summon Stardust dragon, I place one card down and end my turn

Me: my turn I draw, I return my Stargazer magician to my hand and special summon it next I play the spell card polymerazation IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR GAME ON! I fuse my Odd-eyes pendulum dragon with stargazer magician to Fusion summon Rune-eyes Pendulum dragon next I attack your Stardust dragon

Chaos: Trap activates magic cylinders it negates your attack and deals damage to you equal to Rune-Eye's attack points

Me- 1100

Me: I play my spell card poison of the old man and gain 1200 life points

Me-2300

Me: I end my turn

Chaos: my turn I draw ummm uhhh i-I end my turn

Me: Why

Chaos: Just shut up

Me: alright my turn I draw I set the pendulum scale with Destruction magician and Creation witch I summon mirage dragon and alexandrite dragon

Chaos: seriously how many dragons do you have

Me: well I just bought about 18 new types of dragon cards from a friend

Chaos: you suck

Me: I know, IT'S TIME TO FEEL THE FLOW I overlay my two dragons and XYZ Summon Dark Rebellion XYZ Dragon

Chaos: B-b-but

Me: XYZ is in my name so obviously I would have a XYZ monster now I attack your stardust dragon

Chaos: not so fast I play negate attack

Me: I end my turn

Chaos: my tur I draw, ARE YOU SERIOUS ahh never mind I equip Stardust dragon with a pendant of darkness now I end my turn

Me:0-0 you do realize you could have ended it right there don't you

Chaos: what we'll I um *sigh*

Me: my turn I draw I now attack your stardust dragon with Rune-eyes

Chaos-1500

Now I attack you directly with Dark Rebellion

Chaos-0

Winner-Pendulum

Me: well that was fun

Mr.PeanutWaffles: so does anyone else want to shove Chaos in a closet

*everyone raise their hand*

Chaos: T^T why me