Random, but ehh
Ok, so before I start [most of] this is meant as a joke. I don't want anyone getting angry at me, because this is just my opinion. We can discuss it if u want -I have enough time-, but don't get disrespectful pls. thanks.
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Eren/Levi
Sooooo,
no.
just no.
Ok, I'll respect you and your ship but honestly: why? He's literally half his age. HALF HIS AGE.
I'll leave it at that.

Eren/Armin
Tbh I kind of shipped it at the beginning but then it was just like meh, if you know what I mean. It's kinda cute but that's that.

Mikasa/Levi
I get it they are both cool and kind of cold and shit, but again HALF HIS AGE, SHE'S FRICKING HALF HIS AGE. ok, sorry for the screaming, it's kinda cringe.

Armin/Erwin
He literally looks like Armin in 20 years, btw do u all have a thing for pedophiles?

Erwin/Levi

I do not believe I need to say more lol

Jean/Mikasa
For me a no-go. Kinda see why people would ship it but I just don't. I'm also pretty sure Mikasa doesn't see him (damn, I'm acting like she's a real person) that way but yeah, do whatever u want.

Jean/Armin
I get it because of that one scene but apart from that I haven't noticed anything, like at all lol. Not gonna lie tho, it's cute.

Jean/Marco [Spoiler(s)]
YEEEEESSSSS, damn. Marco was the sweetest baby alive (until he wasn't) and literally my favorite character (with Erwin lol, and yes I'm aware that they're literally polar opposites (and dead *internal tears*))

Still one of my favorite scenes
PERIODT

Hanji/Erwin
For me they're just not compatible. Like at all.
... at least not in a romantic way. btw same goes for Hanji/Levi. yep
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so imma say bye

.bye.