R: I know you're gonna fuck a dragon.

W: Why would I fuck a dragon?

R: Don't come running to me when you do end up fucking the dragon of the NRC.

W: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

•••

W: There's a dude named Malleus at the school and he's kind of cute, I wanna touch his horns

R: Don't fuck the dragon.

W: You were referring to him, weren't you?

R: YES!

•••

R: Are you coming home for Winter Break?

W: Yeah, why do you ask?

R: Make sure you don't have any hickies or mom's gonna go apeshit.

W: FOR THE LAST TIME ROBIN I'M STILL A VIRGIN!

•••

W: Hey Robin...

R: What happened this time?

W: I overblotted and went into a coma for a week. The silence curse is gone now so yay!

R: That's good and all but you should rest.

W: I've been locked up in my dorm against my will, I'm going nowhere unless I yeet myself out the window.

R: ...

R: I'm telling Jay right now.

W: DON'T!