Wow! sister was it that bad?  You gave him a minus 5,he must have really been a perv. "Ada said while staring at the grade before her.

" trust me, had it been you saw him, you would have kicked or slapped him. Don't even get me started on his job, his irritating gaze" I shook momentarily recalling the man's face. "The man sales fake drugs and he even told me, Ada the next date I'm going on I promise I won't let you give me your lukewarm appearance. It has been causing me issues "

Ada chuckled "Sister trust me, it's not the look it's the men. There's absolutely nothing wrong with looking like a diva, I mean you were not naked. some men just lack self control that's it, so did you later speak with David? "

I turned to the mirror and started brushing my hair
"Yes I did and I'm supposed to meet him by 12,once I'm done with him I'll head back home where ill find something very cold, ice cold to wear "
When David called I was still trying to find a cold outfit for my next date but I had to meet him. The longer his gift stayed with the more uncomfortable I was.
I wanted to wear a gown to go meet but on a second thought I decided to go very casually dressed.
I picked up a jean trouser with a jersey and a sandals and left. This time maybe he won't be tensed and the I's would be limited.
He had come to pick me with his car and I was very surprised at what he was doing when I saw him.
He was standing in front of the gate that led to our street with a baby on his shoulder, he was patting the baby to stop her from crying.

Inner thoughts : He might be shy, but his sperm cells aren't. They know how to relate with the ovums
😌😌😌
"Jesus!  Would you just shut up, we are not even sure the baby is his. Don't jump into conclusions please.

Inner thoughts :Don't make me look bad, you're thinking the same thing. I'm only making it easier for you 🙄🙄
"Don't think for me ok, you're always saying crazy things "

Inner thoughts: Your calling me crazy, lol!  You're talking to me on the road, I'm not the one people will call  crazy🤪

I noticed that some people were staring at me because I was talking to myself, so I started singing and smiling.

Inner thoughts :very creative! 😂
When I was finally standing in front of David I was glad that he was looking at my face this time.
"You're quite early, it's only 11:50am. Thought you'd be at work now"
He gave me a quick smile before speaking.
"No I uh, I ummm I'm on live. I've been working so hard so it wasn't difficult getting one plus the branch manager is my uncle "

"wow that's nice, this baby is cute, where's her mom?  I don't think you are doing a good job at that, let me hold her" I reached out to the baby and she turned and was eager to leave his hands.

Inner thoughts : where's her mother really!  Cut to the chase and go straight to -is she your daughter? 🙄🙄
David handed the baby over to me and she loosened up. I had never held a baby since my baby cousin was born. That was 9years ago,we didn't have younger siblings so we never enjoyed holding babies.
"She really likes you" David said smiling
Inner thoughts :😲 Did he just make one sentence without the I's and umm, was hoping to hear she uh, she umm she uh

I smiled back at him, " she knows I'm a future mother, why are we still standing here let's go to the car. The heat is making her uncomfortable "

"Her mother told me to hold her for a minute, she went in to get wipes, Didnt know she'd take too long " he said not sure if leaving the spot was a good idea.

"The baby is not comfortable under the sun, let's wait for her in your car"

Inner thoughts : Am I the only one noticing that the I's are not coming out? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Shhhhhhhhhhh! "I made the sound to shit my inner thought up.

What? He asked

"Nothing I'm just uh, I uh I ummm I'm trying to put her to sleep. Shhhhhhhhhhh baby sleep "patting the baby's back with my hand

Inner thoughts : he traded the I's with you😂😂
When the mother of the baby finally came out the baby was fast asleep. She apologized about keeping us waiting and thanked me for holding her baby. The lady had a semblance to David and he didn't need to tell me who she was to him.

" Are you my brother's girlfriend? "she asked smiling at me
"No, we uh we are friends "David replied even before I could speak

Yes we are friends " I concurred with David
"Dave, you should do something about that, this one would be a perfect match for you, I'll see you soon. And Dave visit your dear sister more, would you?"
She left and we drove off

"I think your sister is nice"I started

Yeah she is"I noticed that he was still battling with making eye contact

" I actually told you to come because I wanted to tell you something important " I reached into my purse and brought out the package and I noticed that his face changed when he saw it

" I can't accept this, it's a nice gesture but I don't feel comfortable taking it from you"

"Why!  Is it the colour, I uh, I coukd get you another one, I'm really sorry but ummm, I uh, ummm, I God I hate this!! " he was tapping furiously on the steering wheel

"Hey easy calm down , don't yell, I love the necklace it's just too expensive, there's no need to get tensed or upset about it"

"Yeah, I umm I am sorry, but I won't accept it unless you agree to take something else " his face relaxed

"Ok fine, something much cheaper "
We  finally got a very cheap pair of black beaded bracelets and I made him take one. I knew deep down that David was getting more relaxed with me. Atleast today I was the casual one and he was the one on suit. Hence intimidation was not on my side.
We got snacks and ate in his car on my request and he dropped me off. Atleast today was better than the first day.

Later I got ready for the third date, I decided to go with a jumpsuit , made sure that I looked anything but hot or lukewarm.
My date picked me up at the location I texted him and it was still at the same restaurant that we arrived. I was slowly becoming a regular there .
When we stepped in I finally saw his face clearly

Inner thoughts : lol this one is arrogantly ugly, welldone beauty you got yourself a beast! 😂
I only shook my head and went in. He pulled out the chair for me and I sat down

Inner thoughts : don't be fooled by that, he's being nice because he knows he doesn't stand a chance.

Stop talking to me! Great he heard me
The man raised his brow and looked at me
"Excuse me!? Is there a problem?

No not at all, I remembered something " I replied

When the waiter came
He didn't let me order, he ordered for the both of us and said "Things are expensive these days "

Seriously, I wasn't even going to order expensive food

Inner thought : beast 60%

How much is that weave you have on? He inquired

It's 20000"why do you ask?

he flipped out
That's my problem with women, you people waste income on things that are irrelevant, why not use attachments and braid your hair, save money! "

Inner thoughts :😲😲

" there's nothing wrong in going for quality Mr, that is a very rude thing to say. If I can afford it I'll buy it. The real problem should be using what I can't afford" I replied vwey much offended by his reaction

When the food arrived I noticed that it was only one plate that was brought and it was served with water

You didn't order for yourself?

"No I'll eat at another restaurant, their food is cheaper "

The man kept talking of money, how he saves a lot by cutting costs, the budget he made for marriage, child education. The amount he gives in church

Inner thoughts : miserable miser!!!
The whole time we sat there, I didn't get another opportunity to make a statement, he kept talking about savings!

I'm done, I want to leave now" I finally let out totally worn out by listening to him.
He looked at me then looked at the plate before focusing his gaze on me

"You're done with food?like this?  This is pure waste!! 

He took my fork and finished the food and told the waiter to package the leftover meat. I couldn't stand him anymore so I walked out. And few minutes later he came out carrying the meat.
I was hoping that he'd give me a ride back but instead he told me he was saving petrol. He didn't want to get a refill till tomorrow and the one left was meant to take him home.

Inner thoughts : this man should be crucified
I hailed a cab and left
On getting to the house I received a text that read
"Call u 2moro, night"
I bet he was also cutting cost that's why his text appeared to be so messed up.
I took my biro wrote miser on the third date and graded him -100%
The only good about that day  was hanging out with David and I texted him before I slept off.

*****

Hey everyone

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