⚠WARNING⚠
Dirty joke ahead-

Just happened in the kitchen a few minutes ago.

My Mum: *walks into the kitchen* What are you doing?

Me: *noticed her* Oh, just cooking up some rice here.

My Mum: It already finished? Hmm.
Me: What's wrong? You wanted to eat something?

My Mum: No, I just wants to shove something in my throat.

Me: *looks at her sheepishly* Huh?

My Mum: I'm not hungry, but I just wanna satisfies my throat.

Me: ..... uhh, there's a banana on the table.

*awkward silence*

My Mum: I'm just gonna cook some snacks *went to get the ingredient*

-THE END-

*slams my head against the wall and it bleeds*

H A L P  M E H

#PeaceOut!!
~ProfDabber