4/6/18
So hey

Its been a while but let me tell you my day has been great actually.
I went to a water park that's in Florida and since everyone's in school here there was barley any lines so we got to all the rides.
The only bad thing that happened today is that I almost drowned...
Yeah let me tell you about that story,so here's what happened me and my brother were looking for another ride cause we had to leave in like 30 minutes so we were like "if we don't find anything then this whole trip was a bust" I say we when I only mean me cause I'm one of the couple of people in my family who thinks like this,but anyway we saw this ride we saw in the beginning.
Originally we weren't gonna ride it cause it was 6'6 and ya boi's only 5'4 and my bro's only 4'5(the coincidence tho) and we we're like "hell no,B I don't wanna drown today so I think not" and not only were we not tall enough but neither of us swim that well,well I don't but we threw all of those thoughts out the window cause guess what!we went on it anyway and the one thing that was going through my mind was 'it can't be that deeep'

I was wrong,of course I was wrong!it was deep as fuck!and when I went down the funnel thing(it's one of thoses rides where you go round and around in a funnel before falling down into the pool through a hole)but when I fell I fell backwards,and knowing your short as fuck and you can't swim well causes red flags to go up and I panic,and panic and swimming never go well together.
So I fall into the pool I think 'holy shit why did i have to fall on my back,and hold up wait a minute this is deep as fuck where's the floor??' I start flailing around which makes me sink down to the bottom which is actually good cause then I boosted myself over to the wall and hung onto that,after all of that panic and near death experienceness my brother came down and he actually knows how to swim so he got to the wall no problem,but he dropped the goggles but I was too impressed to notice so we headed out to the next ride,theeeenn we realized we left the goggles but we got them before we left so it's all good.
Moral of this story,DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT LIKE ME AND RIDE A RIDE WHERE THE POOL AT THE END IS MORE THAM TWO FEET TALLER THAN YOU,If it was only 6 I wouuld of been good but noooo had to be six inches more than that,bullshit
But at the moment I'm heading to golden corral (can't spell for sorry :P) and I'm wide awake which is never good but eh,my sleeping schedule's already fucked so this'll only add to the mix

Rest in pepperonis to my sleep
But anyway it's ya boi Marcy and I'll see ya whenever I update this later