Me: *practically screams* I HAVE ANOTHER SHIP-DARE!!!! I again made this one up. I really like it! I'm excited to see what's going to happen.... *evil laugh*

Everyone: *nervously glancing at me* 

Me: Okay, here it is.

I dare Jack and Miko to dance together. 

Jack: *walking in* Wait, what?

Miko: WHAT SONGS ARE WE GOING TO DANCE TO? IT HAS TO BE SLASH MONKEY.

Jack: WHAT?!

Me: Hmm. What songs, guys? Any suggestions? 

Fan_FictionGirl1: *appears* ALL OF ME BY JOHN LEGEND. THEY HAVE TO DO IT, RIGHT NOW. *punches my arm* DO IT.

Me: Ow! *frowns at my sister* Fine, the first one will be All Of Me by John Legend. It's a really good song, actually. Sis, you can stay here to watch this. >:)

Jack: WHAT THE FRAG IS EVEN HAPPENING-

Fan_FictionGirl1: What have you guys been teaching the children? *to the bots, but mostly to Ratchet* And have any of you been hurting my poor baby sister? *eyes them evilly* 

Me: *shakes head* No, sis, they're fine. I enjoy this to be honest. But thanks for checking. *huggles her* 

Sis: *huggles back with a smile* 

Jack: I'M So CONfUsED rIgHT nOW!

Me: You guys have to dance to All Of Me by John Legend!

Sis: It's a great song. *pulls out phone* Here, I'll look it up and you guys have to dance!!

Miko: Awwww, no Slash Monkey?

Me and sis: Nope!

Miko: *pouts* 

Bulk: Just enjoy it, Miko.

Miko: Fine. *turns to Jack* I have no clue how to dance with another person, though, so this is gonna be weird.

Jack: -////- I can teach you. My mom taught me.

Miko: Oh, okay. Cool. *moves a little closer* 

Sis: It is a slower song, so this'll be great! *presses play* 

Jack: *starts telling Miko where to put her feet and when to put them there* 

Both: *start dancing a little more confidently* 

Me: *squealing* 

Ratchet: This is ridiculous. Don't ever make me do such things, anyone. 

Me: There it is! 

Sis: ?

Me: Nothing, sis. ^^

Sis: *shrugs it off and watches Jiko dance with a giddy smile* 

Bulk: *smiling like some proud father* 

Bee: *whirring adorably* 

Arcee: *scowling at her charge, but we can tell she enjoys it* 

Optimus: *watching with the TINIEST smile* 

Jiko: *swirling around the room now* 

Jack: *spins Miko around* 

Miko: *laughs*

June: *walks in* Hey, guys. What's - *stops mid-stride* Wha - 

Me: A ship dare. 

June: A what dare? 

Sis: *without looking away from Jiko* A relationship dare.

June: *more shocked now* A what???? *turns to her son and starts to walk forward, but stops* 

Jiko: *laughing*

June: *stays frozen for a moment then leans back and watches* 

Me: *smiles* 

*song ends* 

Miko: I actually liked that song, but are there any jumpy ones we can dance to?

Sis: *screeches* PENTATONIX SING OR NA NA NA OR REF OR FIRST THINGS FIRST. WHICH ONE. 

Jack: ... Sing? That sounds okay?

Sis: *plays Sing by Pentatonix* 

*bass around the room* 

Miko: *starts bouncing up and down, grinning* Oooo I like this! *takes Jack's hand and whips him around to the beat* 

Jack: *laughs and starts dancing too* 

Sis and Me: *dancing too* 

Bee: *does the robot dance to the beat* 

Sis: SING SING SING 

Miko: The bass is AWESOME! 

Sis: Good thing I "accidentally" hacked the speaker system in here...

Jiko: *singing along while dancing happily* 

Me: *singing at the top of my lungs* 

Bulk: *tapping his pede* This is a catchy song, actually. 

*song ends* 

Sis: *plays the next song, Na Na Na by Pentatonix* 

Me: *immediately starts clapping to the beat* OooOh ooooOOaYoohh 

Sis: *swaying her hips with a grin* 

Me: *goes behind her and joins in* 

Ratchet: This has turned into Jack, Miko, and the sisters dancing...

Me: Yeah, kind of. 

Jiko: *bouncing to the beat and dancing side to side* 

June: *laughing* 

Arcee: *bobbing her head slightly* 

Me: These songs are songs you've gotta dance to! *turns to Optimus, looks up, and starts dancing again* Come on, Optimus, join! 

Sis: *plays First Things First* lalalala, lalala!

Me: *moves toward Optimus* At least do something! *chorus starts and I move my shoulders and hips along with the beat* Some bot dance!! 

Ratchet: *has his back turned, but his pede is actually tapping the floor to the beat* 

Sis: *dying while dancing* 

Jiko: *singing along again* 

Me: *starts stomping to the beat while staring intently at Optimus* 

Sis: *glancing at Ratchet* 

*songs ends and Sis plays a different one called Ref* 

Jiko: *smile at each other* 

Miko: *starts dancing to the beat almost perfectly*

Jack: *stunned for a minute, then joins in* 

Me: *stomping again to the beat, turns away from Optimus, giving up* 

Bee: *dancing too* 

Optimus: ... 

Me: *glances back at him* Please?

Optimus: *starts swaying back and forth while avoiding anyone's eyes* 

Ratchet: *turns around to grab something, sees what we're all doing* ... Okay, then. *sees Optimus* What... You know what, never mind. *turns back around* 

Me: *turns to Optimus and reaches out like a baby* UP! I wanna get on your shoulder!

Optimus: *hesitates, but leans down and picks me up as the song ends*

Sis: *plays Cracked* 

Miko: Oh, it's slower. *slows down and beams at Jack* 

*song speeds up and gets jumpier* 

Jiko: *laugh* 

Me: *stands up on Optimus's shoulder and starts dancing again* 

Optimus: *peeks up at me to make sure I'm not falling* 

Jiko: *having the time of their life* 

Me: *beaming* This is AWESOME! I'm a genius!! :D

Optimus: *chuckles slightly* 

Sis and Me: *jaws drop* 

Jiko: *just keep dancing* 

*song ends* 

Me: *pulls out my phone and plays I'm Dangerous by Everlove* 

Miko: OH YEAH *dancing like a boss*

Me: *dancing too* 

Sis: ... Don't know this one, actually. 

Me: Just listen, then! *smiles at Optimus* This reminds me of Wheeljack!

Bulk: Haha! Yeah, I can see him saying something like this. 

WJ: What? *coming in* Why are you guys having a dance party without me? 

Jiko: *laugh* 

Me: *dancing on OP's shoulder* 

WJ: What are you doing up there? 

Me: *shrugs* I just wanted to be up here. It makes me feel tall. 

Sis: No need to rub it in AGAIN that you're taller than me!! 

Me: *sticks my tongue out at her* 

*song ends after few minutes* 

Optimus: *lets me slide into his servo to let me down* 

Me: THAT WAS AMAZING, YOU GUYS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TURNED OUT LIKE THAT! I LOVE IIIIIIIIT

Jiko: *kind of tired now* 

Miko: That WAS fun. *smiles* 

 June: Glad you guys had fun.

Jack: MOM. HELLO. o////o

June: Don't worry, Jack. I've been here most of the time. *laughs* 

Me: *turns to camera* That was genius, me! Thank you for the ship-dare! *giggles* Well, until next time! You guys should submit stuff too! *waves happily* 

Sis: ... *poofs* 

*click*