Me: *jumps up and down* I decided that I want to o one RIGHT NOW. So we're doing it!!! *pumps fists* 

Everyone, even Optimus: *fearful of what might happen* 

Me: *grinning like an idiot*Okay, so my ship-dare is: 

I dare Arcee and Bulkhead (yes, I'm bringing back this ship because it is a pretty good one, I must say.) to hug. 

Bulkhead: What?! The closest we've ever gotten to doing that, and correct me if I'm wrong, is when she was stuck to my back!

Arcee: *waving servos and shaking head at the same time* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER EVER DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS TO ME "READERS" AS SHE CALLS THEM

Me: *laughing* You guys have to do it! The rules for this is basically like the dares book! You can't turn it down!!

Miko: *smiling* She's right, you know, Bulkhead. 

Bulk: You actually want me to - 

Miko: Don't worry about it, I think of you like a dad or a big brother. The one for me isn't really you. *gives him a small smile, then it breaks into a grin* YOU'VE GOTTA DO IT BULK

Bulk: I dun wanna!!

Me: yes you do

Bulk: NO I DONT

Arcee: *seriously raging* 

Ratchet: *surprisingly hasn't said anything* 

Me: *turns around and kicks his pede* Say something sour or at least make a snide remark, Ratchet! It's much better when you do that!

Ratchet: Wha-What? I thought you hated it when I tore down your fun.

Me: *pouts* It's fun to argue with you, that's what I'm saying. You don't ruin my fun, I just make it seem like that. I'm actually really happy when I argue with you. It's a serious honor. 

Ratchet: *super confused* Um. Arcee and Bulkhead... *looks back down to me* Well, what am I supposed to say?? I can't think of anything right now.

Me: *frowns* Wow, that's a first. Usually you have a snide remark or a good comeback for anything.

Ratchet: *seriously confused* Okay, well. Just don't wreck anything when you stumble over in embarrassment, Bulkhead. *aims a harsh look at Bulkhead, then turns back around* There, Layla, you got what you wanted.

Me: *SHOCK.* Did - Do - Did he just - Did you just - YOU JUST CALLED ME BY MY NAME. 

Ratchet: ... So? I've done it before.

Me: ONLY ONCE, IN THE LAST SHIP UPDATE WHICH WAS ONLY A FEW MINUTES AGO!

Ratchet: ... Okay?

Me: AND YOU SAID IT MEANINGFULLY. *dies, then mutters quietly* i wish optimus would do that to me... 

Bulk: Sorry, Arcee... *moves toward her* have to get it over with... trust me, I don't want to either..

Arcee: *frozen solid* ... >:(

Screwdriver: *appears around the corner* AHAHAH THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT WRENCH COME WATCH. 

Wrench: Is it about Dad?

SD: Nah, but I'm sure we'll get one soon.

Arcee: This is seriously unfair. I'm the ONLY FEMME AUTOBOT, AND LAYLA ONLY SHIPS AUTOBOTS AND GUYS X GIRLS! (Which I agree with.) 

Me: *shoves Arcee's pede* GOO

Arcee and Bulk: *collide and their arms wrap around each other* 

Me: *dies* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

WJ, who was surprisingly quiet the whole time: *laughs* Wow, Bulkhead.

Bulk: *pulls away quickly* AHGAHASJGHAJTWHAKSJDGAWETHAKJSDGHAWETHGJHDAKHSAKGHAS

Arcee: *makes almost the same noise* HATKSHGKJATHAHDSTKJAHTWJDHGADSKJGHASTHAJWKTGHASKLGJH

Me: *dies again* 

Bulk: *turns around and turns off the camera with a blue face* 

*click*