Me: *is dying because fangirling too hard* 

Ratchet: Seriously, what now? Are you okay? *stops himself* wait, no, I want you to die. Then we won't have to do this anymore.

OP: Do not be rude, old friend.

Ratchet: *rolls optics*

Me: BUH-GAH-GUH-GAH-UH-YES-I-LOVE-IT- BWUH-

Optimus: I agree with Ratchet. Are you alright? *leans over me* What has caused you to be so troubled?

Me: IM NOT TROUBLED IM HAPPY

OP: *reads* Oh. This again.

Me: YES THIS AGAIN, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM??

OP: No, not at all. *backs away from me*

Arcee: *walks in* What is she dying over now?

Me: Oh COME ON you guys. I'm not that horrible!

Ratchet: but you are horrible.

Me: IWANTTORELEASEMYPETSCRAPLETSONYOU

Everyone save for Optimus: YOU HAVE PET SCRAPLETS????????????????????

Me: Yes, and if you don't SHUT UP I'll use 'em. 

Arcee: Anyways, what ARE you dying over? *takes my paper, takes one look at it and drops it like it's a piece of rotten trash* GAH. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WITH YOU AND ME???

Me: YOU'RE LIKE, THE ONLY FEMME AUTOBOT. 

 Arcee: *silence* WHATEVER.

Bee: *walks in and sees the paper on the floor at his pede* <GAAAAAAAAAAAAH> *turns around and runs away*

Arcee: Was that a 'I don't want to see that cos it's gross' "Gah" or a 'I need to leave because she'll find out about me' "Gah"?????

Me: HOPEFULLY THE LATTER EVERYBODY TELL ME WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THAT SHIP

OP: I believe it is a .. cute ship. The two bots seem like the right bots for each other. 

Miko: OH MAH GAWD WHY DID I JUST WALK IN TO OPTIMUS SAYING SOMETHING SAPPY???

Me: *turns to Miko* he was saying what he thinks about this ship! Tell me what you think! 

Miko: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Raf: I think it's cute. I like those two as a thing. 

Jack: Eh, it's not bad, but it's really fun to see Arcee embarrassed. 

Arcee: >:( -/////- 

Bulkhead: It's ... nice, I guess.

Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE'S JEALOUS

Bulk: Ratchet you can kill her now. 

Ratchet: Gladly. 

Me: *poofs to the other side of the room* no thanks but what about you, Arcee??

Arcee: -///////////////////////- no. 

Me: Wheeljack? Smokescreen?

Wheeljack and Smokescreen: *are not there* 

Me: Ugh. They bailed for a drive, that's right. OOF. *poof*

Wheeljack and Smokescreen: GAH! 

Smokescreen: That is TOO COOL how do you do that???

Me: Doesn't matter how, tell me with you think of Bumblebee X Arcee

Wheeljack: YEP I LIKE IT

Smokescreen: heh Arcee must be dying but yeh its kinda cute

Me: GOOD NOW READERS TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS WHAT YOU THINK! 

Bulkhead: Again, comments?

Me: AGAIN, SCRAPLETS!

Everyone:  *shuts up*