Okay.

Let's do this. More challenges. The huh challenge. If y'all don't know what it is...

Just look it up.

Or watch this video.

Let's begin, in the name of the roasts and the cringing and the dank comebacks, amen.

Haha, It's a Christian joke :3 Get it? Like, in the name of the father, then son & the Holy Spirit, amen? Yeah, that shit.

ANYWAYS....I'm bout to roast my ass.

Hi, I'm Chloe, and basketballs are the only balls I'll ever get to play with!! HUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear nike basketball socks everyday to school to show people that I'm an actual baller! HUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, but I'm such a shy wimp on the internet that I made up a fake name on Wattpad! HUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear makeup everyday to take the attention off of my big-ass clown feet & skinny ass legs! HUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Skye, and I try to be original on Wattpad by adding an "e" to the end of my fake name Skye! HUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear Air Jordan's so people think I'm cool! HUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear nike basketball socks in cross country instead of running socks so people won't see my pale whites kinny-ass skeleton ankles! HUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear oversized sweatshirts to school everyday so people don't notice how flat my chest is! HUUUUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear super oversized and long shirts so people can't see that I don't have an ass! HUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear sport shoes instead of heels to school because I don't want people to see me break my own ankles! HUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'm so quiet in school people still ask what my name is or if I'm either a freshman or sophomore even though I'm a senior! HUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I have such a hopeless romantic life that I have to crush on anime characters to fill my empty heart! HUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear makeup to take off the attention of how skinny I am! HUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and the only thing I can turn on and get wet is the shower cause I'm so ugly! HUUUHHHHHHHH!!!

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear expensive sport shoes to hide the fact that I waste money on dicks cheeseburgers and shakes 24/7! HUUUUHHHHHHH!

Hi, I'm Chloe, and the only kind of dicks I'll ever get is cheeseburers, fries, chocolate shakes and sport gear! HUUUUUHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear makeup to take the attention off of my big clown nose so people don't notice it! HUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear nike shoes so people don't notice I still have an IPhone 4s from 8th grade!!! HUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'm so poor I still have an iPhone 4s! HUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'm so dumb that I ask for people's chem homework to borrow everyday! HUUUUHHHHH

Dude, I'm seriously roasting myself way too much. I roasted myself just now TWENTY TIMES WITHOUT A BREAK.

Dude. Let's keep going.

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I run slower in cross country practice only to get a better tan so I won't look like a ghost at school! HUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I never wear sandals or flip flops to school to hide my ugly bruised purple toes from running too much! HUUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear sweatshirts al the time so people don't notice my alien giraffe Adam's apple neck! HUUUUUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'm so insecure that I'm scared to sharpen a pencil during class! HUUUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I have so much anxiety that I can't answer a question in class when I get called on! HUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear spandex under my clothes to school sometimes because I get cold easily and so people think I have a butt! HUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear long sleeved shirts so people don't see how bad of a tan-to-pale ombre my arms are! HUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'm so quiet in class because I'm actually just dumb! HUUUHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I never wear dresses to school because people won't notice my white chicken legs! HUUUUHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I don't even have to roast myself because I'm a joke to the senior class! HUUUUHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and my terrible confidence relates to how bad my chem grade is! HUUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear concealer under my eyes because my dark circles look like black eyes! HUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I don't wear tall heels anywhere because if I did I'd be taller than most of the male population at my school! HUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm so ugly that last year I got asked to my school dances by underclassmen! HUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I never talk in class because my voice sounds like a wimpy boy on puberty! HUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I never laugh out loud because I sound like a seal that's being murdered! HUUUUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I don't have friends in the senior class because my real friends are from anime! HUUUUUHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear thousands of layers of mascara so people won't notice how tiny my eyes are cause they look like rats eyes! HUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I never run in running leggings because I don't want people to make fun of how I don't have an ass! HUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I drink lots of water so people think I'm healthy even though I eat cup noodles for lunch! HUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I eat three 20gram protein bars a day so people think I'm tough and super athletic! HUUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'd write a romantic book about my romantic life here on Wattpad if I actually had one! HUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I have no experience with love so I write stories about anime shippings because it's the only romance I'll ever get! HUUUUUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm so quiet in school that my opinion doesn't even matter in class! HUUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I never say anything in school because I'd really say something stoopid! HUUUUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'm so bad at reading Shakespeare that I have to buy the "no fear Shakespeare" book because it has modern English translations! HUUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I roast myself all the time in public to cover up my own insecurities! HUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I only shoot the ball in basketball because whenever I dribble, the ball bounces off my big clown feet! HUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'm so awkward in real life that I make friends off of social media instead! HUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I keep my binders super clean for school so people don't think that my rooms actually a total messy dump full of clothes and water/Gatorade bottles! HUUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I always drink Gatorade at school so people think I'm cool and shit! HUUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'm so desperate for a homecoming date that I'm asking my best friends boyfriend because I'll never get asked!!!! HUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

For this roast, I'll explain why in the next update. It's not bad, we've actually been planning this ever since prom. It'd be cool if Ben asked me, but I'm actually SUPER EXCITED to ask my other best guy friend to homecoming.

Anyways...

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I pretend I'm thinking or reading over the text when a teacher asks a question so they don't call on me! HUUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and the only original thing about me from being a stereotypical white blonde girl is that I have brown eyes! HUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I darken my eyebrows so people can actually see them because if I didn't it'd look like I have a bigger forehead! HUUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and my teeth are so screwed up that I had to wear braces for six years and they STILL couldn't fix my overbite! HUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, people at school think I'm an innocent person because of how quiet I am when I reality I'm roasting them mentally for how stupid they are! HUUUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, the only D I'll ever get is a D grade on my chem tests! HUUUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm such a loner that people are shocked to know that I actually have two badass older brothers! HUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I wear expensive nike dri-fit clothes so people don't think I'm cheap! HUUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I never wear two different sport brands at the same time so people think I'm a real athlete! HUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and not even my closest friends can roast me because I don't tell them my insecurities! HUUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I never wear v-neck shirts without a scarf because my sports bra tan is so bad from cross country practices! HUUUUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I wear eyeliner so sharp because that's the only thing I can get close to being on fleek everyday since my life represents how a magikarp lives! HUUUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I take 30 minute showers and I still don't have enough time to think about how screwed up my life is! HUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I'd be more successful getting a book published my my own roasts rather than in my basketball career! HUUUUHHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm so flat chested that I can't fit into any Victoria Secret bras because they're too big! HUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, my stomach and chest is so flat that I could be used as a checkers board! HUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I eat almonds and cashews all the time because I know those are the only dark and light nuts I'll ever get! HUUUUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm so ugly that I've never had my first kiss yet and I'm almost 18 years old! HUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I play the clarinet so people think I'm so diverse by being athletic and musical! HUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I chose playing the clarinet because it's exactly like a larger version of a recorder! HUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I memorize Taylor Swift songs to play on my clarinet and piano so people know I'm a true Swifty! HUUUUUHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I dab like a disorientated giraffe because of how long and bony my arms are! HUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I never go to parties because I look like a retarded floppy noodle when I dance! HUUUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I never have any money on me because I always spend it buying turkey bravo sandwiches at Panera Bread! HUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I quit soccer because I kept tripping over my weak fragile ankles! HUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I don't play volleyball because if I wore their spandex people would know I don't have an ass! HUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I never take my phone out in class because I'll look broke with my iPhone 4s comparig to everyone else having iPhone 6 pluses and iPhone 7's! HUUUUUHHHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm so bad at cooking that I can't boil water without it spilling everywhere! HUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I always lip sing because when I actually sing I sound like a wheezing smoker on drugs! HUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm such a savage that I didn't chose the trumpet because it has the word Trump in it! HUUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm so inflexible that I look like an old man when I try touching my ugly hotdog toes! HUUUUUUUHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and my favorite animals are cats because they describe how lazy I really am! HUUUUUHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I love sheep because they represent how retarded I mentally am! HUUUUUUHHHHH

Hi, I'm Chloe, and I can write a longer chapter on roasting myself instead of my English essay that's due in less than 12 hours! HUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

Dude...

I just roasted myself 86 times....

That's so fucking sad.

I'll just stop here. I could roast myself a lot more, but I'll hold back because I just got stabbed 86 damn times.

Oh my god what am I doing with my life.

I tag these people to do the huh challenge:

KevinMacias796
PersonSayinStuff
GreninjaGirl1009
Zen_Xs
Sam_Xs
Tinybrat10
twerpish
I_LOVE_AMOURSHIPPING

Lol you don't have to. Roasting yourself  is like a knife stabbing you at every roast you make.