*rains pours down onto the window sill, casting a shadow onto a large chair that I happen to be standing by. I look into the fire, wearing a red robe while holding a chocolate cigar in my hand*

Why hello there weary traveler! It seems you have stumbled upon this dark corner of Wattpad. How do you do? Would you like a cup of tea?

It's been a while hasn't it? About six months since I've gotten a tag? A year?
Well, either way, you did come here for a reason.

Oh! And before we begin, I was tagged by the amazing EmoSkarZ ! He's kind of knew to the Wattpad community and doesn't have many followers. So go and give him some love! 💗

So, without any further ado— *walls fall to reveal a very messy bedroom, a sunny sky, tons of books, and me in a dragon onesie* —LET US BEGIN!

1) Do you like someone?
Sorry honey, I'm flattered, but as far as I know I am incapable of feeling romantic attraction towards anyone or anything. 🤗

2) Do they like me?
Again, sorry! But I don't have a crush.

3) Middle name?
Man, I'm apologizing a L O T aren't I?

Anyways, my middle name is a secret to only people that I'm very close to (if you're one of those people, then know that you're special to me!)

4) Single or Taken?
Single as a Pringle, honey 🍯

(Someone stop me)

5) Last person I texted?
My wonderful, beautiful, fantastic, can-beat-your-ass-so-dont-get-any-ideas, sister! 😘

6) Last song I listened to?
Lovely by Billie Eilish and Khalid

7) Battery percentage?

...

TwEnTy OnE

8) Girl best friend?
My two closest friends both use they/them pronouns, so I'd have to say my sister (I fucking love her—).

9) Guy best friend?
Uuuummm... I'd think I'd have to say Alex and DJ. They're both my school dads :3

10) Fave OTP
*stares at screen for a long ass period of time*

f u c k

11) Current look screen?
My boy Bakugou!

12) Birthday?
April 21, (insert year here)!

Wooo! *wipes brow* Damn, that was a lot more than expected. Either that or I'm just out of practice 😅

Either way, let's actually tag people this time!

I apologize in advance.

cough--
loserbillie
OwOBisexualBeanOwO
SelinaGladiator
Crazee-Otaku
can_you_not_natali
ISwearImOkay
genkostar
Fangirlmishap

I am so sorry.

Anyways, thank you for listening to me babbling on about shit even though non of you probably even care.

SO! See you guys later, and if you'll excuse me, I'll be going back to reading some Boyf riends fanfics!

🍬👌🍡