Me: Day 347. Still no sign of human life, no idea how my battery is still full or where this Wi-Fi is coming from. I might as well die from- WAIT WHO'S THAT?!?!

Me: SUGA??? OH MY - WAITT

Subby: OH NO ITS BIAS WRECKER V!

Me: JUST WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING H-

Me: 😵

Suga : That Swaeg chic is mine

V: No, she belongs to Bwi

Levi : Tch, brats. I own her

*all start fighting* 

Suga: Wait, we can just share her~

All: *start approaching me with devious smirks on their faces*

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH *wakes up*

Subby: I had to wake you up. You drool too much